Baby she ain't even pretty,
I feel a little disrespected,
We can't both be your type
We're spending too much time alone,
And I just ran out of trojans,
We're behaving like teenagers
$$ KŌTARŌ BOKU...
You were rolled over facing away from the door when you heard it creak open. Your eyes shot open instantly, but you didn't turn over. Inner thoughts: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the- You heard a creak and three different giggles accompanied by obvious "stfu" slaps from each individual. You immediately knew who it was. In a split second you were up on the bed, pillow in hand, whacking them across the head.
"Bitch what the fuck!" Tanaka groaned; Yamamoto face down ass up on the floor, Noya positioned on top of him.
"That's kinda sus." You added, hopping into Tanaka's arms as he stood up cause him too fall on his ass.
"Bro you caught me by surprise. Don't be hopping on me like that, I got a girl now." He casually dropped you on your own ass, wiping you off of him.
"So you finally moved on from that girl you told me about?"
"Nah man shes my girl now! She's gorgeous, tall, black haired, glasses that make her look as smart as she is, and she's a runner. Does them hurdles yanno." He stood beaming, hugging himself and swaying.
"You mean Kiyoko? Lesbian dating lil Miss Yachi?"
"They aren't dating! I think... but I'm not into Yachi but if Kiyoko is I am willing to do Poly for her." He said, looking out into the distance like some bullshit protagonist. You hummed a response before turning to greet Moto and Noya, who were sat facing away from eachother grimacing.
"Bro we have socks on so it's fine righ-"
"Shut your mouth."
You pulled them in for a hug before you all lay on the bed catching up, Tanaka pulled out his phone to take a photo to capture the reunion.
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(POSED LIKE THIS)
He chose the song and everything, talking about "real thugs listen to Megan". This then went into a lengthened argument about Nicki and that's when Noya pulled up Doja; bringing them all to an agreement on Doja being amazing, but not settling on the Megan and Nicki.
"You a Bitch bro." Yamamoto laughed.
"Tu madre." Tanaka mumbled.
You and Noya turned your head slowly, Moto doing the same when he realised what was said. Simultaneously, you and Noya pulled out your phones ready for the scrap.
"Now I know damn well!" In a split second Yamamoto was on him, both of them rolling around and pulling each others hair like children.
"Get off of me you streak mark wearing gilipollas."
