Au Sans x reader oneshots {Fluff} DISCONTINUED

Undertale! Sans x reader {lemon, but this is a joke.}

You were staying at sans house for night.
Sans is much sext.
"Pspspspspsps" he said, calling you over to the bed.
You moaned as you walked over and you had good sex
Eventually sans sprayed white mustard on you and you started sobbing uncontrollably because you are allergic to pleasure,
But you smiled and kissed his teeth anyways 🦷
Then the planet exploded the end.