Dear Jesse St. James

1.1 Sectionals

On the way to school, I couldn't stop thinking that Rachel was my cousin. Why did she tell me this now? She's had plenty of time to do this, and she's still implicating Jesse. When I finally got to school, I headed straight for the rehearsal room.

"Hay everyone" I said

"Hayy Madisonnn... why do you look like you've seen a ghost?" Mercedes said

"Or if you were wearing clothes from last season" Kurt said, and he and the others started laughing

"I can't tell you though I'd love to and Kurt I'm wearing a cheerleader's outfit"

Later we began to wonder who replace Mr. Schue

"I bet we get stuck with Mr. Sinacori as our sectionals adviser" Artie said

"The creepy math teacher?" Tina asked

"He's always singing when he walks down the halls" Kurt said and I laughed

Suddenly, I noticed that Rachel was walking towards the rehearsal room. Then I remembered what Shelby had said. When Rachel entered the rehearsal room, I noticed how much they looked alike. I put my head down and pretend not to see her.

"Hey, guys. Did any of you think it was weird the way Puck rushed to Quinn's aid during rehearsal yesterday?" Rachel asked

"O no, not again" I thought

"No" Mercedes said

"I mean, he likes her. They're friends. We all know that" I said calmly looking at everyone

"Yeah, but it seemed like more than that" Rachel said "I've never told you guys this before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read maids or anything yet but I do have a sixth sense" she said and we look at each with this look "wtf" "Something is definitely going on there"

"Uh, we gotta go" I said

"Yas, we gotta go" Mercedes said

"We have to practice" Rachel said

"Oh, and we will. As soon as Mr. Schuster names a faculty adviser to replace him" Kurt said

"It's nothing to be scared of. It's not like Carrie or anything" Rachel said

"No, it's going to get worse" I said under my breath

"Hey, she's onto it"

"I know. It's really freaking me out" I said "Hold up Artie's buzzing. I'm going party line"

"This is serious. If she finds out, she's gonna tell Finn. She's a total trout mouth"

"Kurt wants in"

"I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement" Kurt asked what made me laugh it wasn't that stupid

"We can't. We need her to sign"

"Damn her talent"

"We just heard. Who told?" Santana asked

"We assumed it was you"

"Why would I do that?"

"To get back at Puck. Aren't you guys dating?"

"Sex is not dating"

"If it were, Santana and I would be dating"

"What?" I thought

"Look, I don't wanna rock the boat. Since Quinn got pregnant I'm top dog around here right after Madison"

"Hold up. Rachel's walking by" I said "Hay, hot mama" I said and Rachel looked at me strangely "She's gone"

"Look, I know I screwed up telling all you guys about Quinn and Puck and I feel really terrible about it but we cannot let Rachel figure this out. If she tells Finn, he's going to flip" Mercedes said