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Chapter one

17th of July 2020

(A/n)So um yes, my first book yay! Um this is pretty crappy so yes please bare with me also if your wondering why it says the 17th of July, it's because I started this when I first made my account, I abandoned it but now I'm back! Enjoy this crappy stuff.

A/N(authors note). Currently 5th of April 2023. This book is a horrid disgrace to my life but I shall not take it down due to the fact it's nostalgic and funny af. My writing was so bad. Please, i warn you that this story is tremendous and terrible. Beware fellow reader....
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Dream has depression and no one knew that, he never intended on telling anyone this information, but not everything goes according to plan...
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It was a normal day for clay, he got onto his computer and entered his passcode, leaving his computer to load, he went to take a shower

30 minutes later, dream has came out of the shower, fired his hair and went to put his clothes on, brushed his teeth and made his way downstairs, on his way down he sees a hungry patches sitting on the bottom of the stairs obviously waiting for some food, because dream is nice and a good cat owner, he made patches her breakfast, which just consisted of wet cat food (idk what cats eat sorry lol)

Sappy nappy had finally woken up and how did dream know? He couldn't hear Sapnap's loud snores anymore, meaning he(sapnap) woke up. Suddenly his(dream) phone buzzed, it was his mother texting him, the text said...
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Mom

ʏᴏᴜ
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|Bye mom, gotta go!
| ________19:50_

ᴍᴏᴍ
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Alright, bye hun |
_19:51_______|

Today
ᴍᴏᴍ
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Hey honey, you mind if |
⏃⌰⌿⊑⏃ ⋔⏃⌰⟒(drista's real. |
Name) comes over? I'm a little too busy |
To take care of her. |
___6:58______________________|

Dream texted back saying...
Mom

ʏᴏᴜ
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| I don't mind,what time
| is she coming?
|____________6:59__

His mother replied with
Mom
ᴍᴏᴍ
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Thanks hun, can she come |
At 8? Is that alright with you? |
_7:00_________________|

Dream replied(again oof sorry)
Mom

ʏᴏᴜ
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| That's fine with me, how long
| Is she staying for?
|_____________7:00____

His mother again replied
Mom
ᴍᴏᴍ
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Can she stay for the night? |
__________7:01_______|
Again dream replied
Mom

ʏᴏᴜ
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| Yea that's fine
|______7:01_

His mother(again I'm sorry) replied
Mom
ᴍᴏᴍ
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Thanks dear,will see you |
Soon bye! |
_7:02______________|
Dream replied with "your welcome mum,bye!"
Then he saw a sapnap come down the stairs, obviously not showered.
"Have you..." sapnap let out a yawn "made breakfast yet.....?" Clay answered with " No I haven't, what do you want though?"
Sappy nappy yawned again but manages to say
".... pan..cakes...?" Dream expected sapnap to say pancakes because he lived with him at least for 3 months now. He went to the pantry to get the pancake batter, knowing drista will come, he made some extra batter

1 hour later, there was a happy sapnap muching on some pancakes, while there also was a happy drista doing the same thing. Dream went upstairs into his room and turned on Minecraft, quickly yelling to sappy nappy, "SAPNAP! WE HAVE GOT SOME LORE TO DO!! REMEMBER TO LOG ON!" Sapnap yelled back saying "YEAH OK" startlingly poor patches, dream knew screaming startled patches though, he didn't want to scream but sappy nappy was half awake, meaning he can't hear everything that man(being dream) says, can only hear him when he yells especially upstairs. Drista, being an alpha male(beautiful, yes I needed to include that) says to dream while climbing the stairs, "Can I talk to tommy?" Dream says "No ⏃⌰⌿⊑⏃ ⋔⏃⌰⟒, plus didn't you hear? I'm doing lore so don't scream." Drista obviously being an alpha male didn't like that, " oh come on, please!!!" The way drista said please sounded like "police" Dream says again "drista I said no, now why don't you open some of the gifts my fans gave me?" Drista, the alpha male loves opening
her older brothers stuff, like gifts he gets from fans, letters, the list goes on, drista says "okay! I'll open the mail!!!" Drista then runs away with a big smile on her face.

2 hours later, dream was finally done doing lore, The child stops his stream and what the rest of the members in the call heard a British child screaming "HOW COME IM NOT FUCKING THERE WHEN TUBBO GETS TO USE THE FUCKING NUKES!?!?!"
Now, usually Dream would reply with "Tommyinnit, you write your part of the script not me you child, now stop screaming." Buts that's only the members expectations, that's not reality only the expectation of what dream would say, now here's what dream actually says
"Sorry Toms... I thought you said you wanted this part of the script... sorry" that's when several members were shocked, usually dream would fly an insult back at the British gremlin who was also friends (friends? Idk about that anymore lol) with the alpha male,(drista!! The alpha male!!) all thinking the same thing as each other "why was dream acting like this?" Dream usually is an energetic Floridian man, but today he was a tired Floridian man. At this time of the year, dream had already revealed his face and had his face cam on, Captain Puffy looks at dreams face, the Floridian mans face had really really dark circles under his eyes making him look like he hasn't slept in like 5 years(kinda true but also kinda not true) his face also had a blank expression, Puffy thought "No... it's probably nothing.... right?" Puffy kept thinking saying to herself "No! I'm just overthinking, dream told us he's fine... he's fine right??"
Her thoughts corrupted her,

He's fine right? He is fine.
No he's not fine He's fine
He's fine. No he's not fine
he's not fine he's not fine
he's fine
he's not fine he's not fine
he's not fine he's not fine
he's not fine he's fine
he's not fine he's fine
he's fine
he's not fine
he's not fine
he's fine he's fine he's not fine he's fine
he's not fine he's fine
he's not fine he's fine he's fine
he's fine he's not fine he's fine he's not fine.
Is my duckling alright or not...?
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Tommy: this story sucks, where is tubbo and wilby- I mean Wilbur?
Oops go boom: did you just call me wilby-
Mad British child: NO I DID NOT!
Bee boy: oh where am I?
Author: *flipping the script* oh your around in chapter ?
Bee boy: oh nice!
Genderman: am I in the book?
Author: yup also in chapter ?
Alpha male: FINALLY someone acknowledged me being the alpha male!
Author, I couldn't forget your an alpha male-
British child: I DID NOT CALL YOU WILBY!!!
Ooo go boom: Awww are you embarrassed tommy?
British goblin: NO I DIDN'T SKIDNDJDJDMC
Author: break it up you two, or else I'll remove you guys from the story
British child: YOU WOULD NOT!
Author: yes I would tommy
British goblin: FINE ILL SHUT UP
I stole eret's line: I'll shut up
Author: thank you wilby-
Wilby: omg did you just call me wilby?-
Author: yes I did, now shut up
Wilby:ok <3
Papa Puffy: I hope this isn't actually true
Author: it could be true, but remember Puffy this is a script
Papa Puffy: yes I know
Little duckling: so I-
Author: SHUT UP! You will ruin the plot plus the viewers are watching this right now! *points at y'all*
Homeless teletubby: ok ok ok, I'm sorry
Author: well, today was a bit chaotic, hope you enjoyed this chapter see you in the next!
Beeduo: bye!
British child: BYE CHAT!!
Everyone else: bye bye!
Technoblade: am I late?-
Author: yes we are leaving too now
Technoblade: oops
(A/n) yo first chapter yay! Sorry if it's crappy I'm probably gonna fix it in the future, also just to say I'm a very very bad writer like I remember writing about a caterpillar who turned into a butterfly cus I didn't know what to write lol, this story was scripted just ummm idk what to say lol, so Um bye everyone!!
See you in the next chapter!

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