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Nendou X Reader

this shit's kinda long tbh anyways read it and enjoy it or i will pour wet cement into your ears <3

Y/N = your name
L/N = last name

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RING DING DOBG RING DING DONG

"AAAAA WHAT THE FUCK" i scream, jumping out of bed, promptly faceplanting on the floor.

RING DING DONG RING DING DONG

"shut up.." i mumble as i push myself up, and slap the shit out of my end table until i find my alarm clock and turn it off.

today is my first day at PK Academy, how fun!
i get up off the floor and walk graciously into my bathroom, once i look in the mirror i realize how ethereal i look. yeah, i'm the most beautiful person ever, i know.

i get washed up and tie my blonde silky long smooth shiny hair in a messy bun, as i don't have time to style it. i also don't care, because i'm not like other girls. then, i do my makeup. i decide to go for a natural look, something like this:

very natural, i know. after i finish my makeup, i put on my uniform and go downstairs to grab my bag and leave. as i'm walking down the stairs, my ugly mother calls out to me, "Y/N would you like some breakfast? I made eggs." ugh, what an annoying bitch she is. "NO. LEAVE ME ALONE!" i scream in her face calmly, picking up my bag and walking out the door, slamming it behind me.

i have to walk to school, like a loser. how lame! while i'm walking, i find myself lost, but i keep walking anyways because i'm smart.

ouch! i ran into a.. wall? "Hello " i hear a deep voice say. oh, i ran into a person! "o-oh, um, h-h-h-h-hi t-t-there.." i say cutely as i almost break my neck trying to look up at the man- oh, did i mention that i'm 3'7? yeah, i'm so cute and smol potato i know 🥺.

he looks down at me with a blank expression, not a single thought in his brain. "u-u-uhm... d-d-do y-y-you go to p-p-p-pk a-a-ac-ac-academy..?" i ask shyly. "yes" he replies in a monotone voice, as he turns around and continues walking ahead of me. "w-w-w-wait, s-sir! c-c-can y-y-you h-help m-m-m-me..?" i ask cutely, and he nods his head in agreement. "come" he says, looking at me with empty eyes. damn, he's hot. i hope we're in the same class.

once we arrive at the school, i try to thank him but he completely ignores me. wow, so dreamy~

i head to the front office and the office lady tells me what class i'm in, 𝟮-᯾. I hope that's his class.

i walk into a classroom to see.. HIM!! and also some pink haired fucker.. and a blue haired bitch surrounded by a bunch of dog boys. i'll crush her soul when she sees my beauty. 🥺🥺🥺

i rush to take a seat next to him, and i try to start a conversation, "h-h-h-hey-" i say before getting cut off by some cunt- oh, it's the teacher calling me up to the front. "hello class! this is our new student! please introduce yourself." she says, turning to me. "h-h-h-hai.. m-my n-n-n-name i-is L-L-L-L/N Y-Y-Y/N.. i-it's n-n-nice t-t-to m-m-meet y-you!" i say, and i bow to the class at the end of my sentence, before rushing back to sit next to the hot guy.

"h-h-hey u-um t-t-t-thank you for h-h-helping m-m-me 🥺🥺🥺" i say to him, quietly and cutely and quirkily. "oh ya no problem lil buddy" he says to me, barely paying any attention to me. "s-s-s-s-s-so w-w-w-w-what's y-y-your n-name? 💕" i ask him, blushing
"Nendou Riki"
"w-wow t-t-t-that's a nice n-n-name"
"thanks "
he looks at me, smiling, and making me blush even more. my face beet red, i look down at my desk, embarrassed. although i can't help but smile too.

time skip to end of day 💔

"hey lil buddy wanna come get ramen with me and my pal" nendou turns to me, right after the bell rings "o-oh- uh- s-sure!!" i say excitedly. i notice the 'pal' in question, is the pink haired fucker i saw earlier, and he looks extremely pissed off. what a bitch, how could he NOT be jumping with joy, when he knows he's going to get ramen with only the hottest guy ever?? unbelievable.

the 3 of us start walking to the ramen place, when i realize the pink haired cunt suddenly disappeared! wait.. that means..
"Oh. guess its just us then, lil bussy" he says to me. YES!!!! this is the best day EVER!

we arrive at the ramen shop, and we take a seat at a table, sitting across from each other. now i can stare at him for even longer! "what do u want to order" as he passes me a menu. except the only thing on it is just ramen.. in different sizes. "u-u-uh i-i-i'll have a s-s-smol b-bowl p-please 🥺" i say in my best uwu voice, because im so smol and skinny and pretty so i dont need to eat so much. "ok. i'll take an extra extra large." he orders for us and we sit in silence until it arrives. once it does, we eat our food cutely and i stare at him while he completely ignores my presence.. how romantic 😍

time skip again

we decided to split the bill but thats okay because i dont need no man to pay for me i'm rich anyways. right before we leave, i ask him for his number.. very cutely, of course. "ok. it's xxx-xxx-xxxx" he says, looking down at me. i input it into my phone, and when i look up again i notice he's already like 20 feet away from me. "uh- b-b-bYE!!!" i yell at him softly. "oh, right. bye 🙂" he says in a hot voice. it's just his regular voice, but his voice is hot. i make my way home, and i make sure to slap my mother in the face as a "hello" 💕

The End

made this myself yall like? ^