It's a cold Wednesday morning as faloc wakes up with in itch in his panties. He goes down for a scratch and feels something odd . He leaps out of bed like a little bitch and screams. His brother col (t) runs in.
"What's wrong pussy ass bitch" col yells. "There's something in my trousers" faloc yells in a British accent for some reason. "Ugh it's a fucking pube" col sighs leaving the room.
Falocs face lights up with pure joy.
"I HAVE A PUBE" he yells out the window.
"Pube noises" said the pube coz wtf else would he say you monkey ass bitch.Faloc runs to eRiN yEaGeR.
Eren is happy because now faloc will be able to satisfy him with his growing dick.
eRiN yEaGeR calls reindeer into the room for a look.
"Reindeer noises" Reindeer says.5 mins later
"Ahhhhhh" faloc screams.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT REINDEER!?" eRiN yEaGeR yells.
"H h h he ate it" faloc cried
"Reindeer noises" reindeer said which roughly translates to
'What I was hungry and pubes taste good'
"MY PUBE IS DEAD! I LOVED IT" faloc screamed with tears running down his ass crack.
"JUST STAY AWAY FROM US REINDEER! KILLING ANNIE AND FUCKING HER INTESTINES WAS BAD BUT THIS... this crossed the line! You killed my mans pube... GET OUT!!!" eRiN yEaGeR yelled aggressively.
"Sad reindeer noises"PART 1 END!
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Falcos first pube
HorrorFaloc just hit puberty and eRiN yEaGeR must help him tend to his growing dick. Gabi and porco the pig make a shocking discovery about Annie's death. Reindeer crosses a major line which leads to the death of a loved one.