Planet of the pubes

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They land on planet pube and eRiN yEaGeR being a massive pedo starts shagging the pube trees.
But then all of a sudden salsa aka 'Sasha' saves them all coz she's the best.
They drive home in Annie's car and reindeer still remembers the smell so naturally he starts chewing on his balls as stated here

Ah yes the dick of a reindeer!"Reindeer moans" reindeer well moaned"Why are you jAcKiNg off ew" Sasha screamed"Reindeer noises" " OMG I KNOW WHY

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Ah yes the dick of a reindeer!
"Reindeer moans" reindeer well moaned
"Why are you jAcKiNg off ew" Sasha screamed
"Reindeer noises"
" OMG I KNOW WHY.... REMEMBER HOW ANNIE HAD A HEART ATTACK?! WELL I THINK REINDEER JEEN AND ANNIE WERE GOING TO HAVE A THREESOME BUT THEN REINDEER KILLED ANNIE AND THEY FUCKED HER INTESTINES" Sasha guessed
"Reindeer noises" which means good guess... do you have any intestines here by the way?
The next minute faloc fucking screams

"I'm covered in fuckin PuBeS" faloc screamed "Sexy reindeer noises""Mmm I like that" faloc moaned as reindeer shoved fingers up his arse"Reindeer noises" "Yeah fucking reindeer noises mmm" They continued with that strangeness but the reindeer got ...

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"I'm covered in fuckin PuBeS" faloc screamed
"Sexy reindeer noises"
"Mmm I like that" faloc moaned as reindeer shoved fingers up his arse
"Reindeer noises"
"Yeah fucking reindeer noises mmm"
They continued with that strangeness but the reindeer got too excited and shoved his whole arm up falocs arse.
"AHHHHHH" faloc screamed in pain
With falocs last breath he said
"Bury me in pubes.... OH AND DONT LET HIM GET NEAR MY INTESTINES"
Then faloc was dead thank fuck.
eRiN yEaGeR looked at reindeer and screamed "rage RAGE FUCKING RAGE"
"Reindeer noises?"
"UUUAHHHH" eRiN yEaGeR screamed charging at reindeer

To be continued

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 21, 2021 ⏰

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