POV: bojack (tw suicide)
hey beyotches i'm gonna kill myself 🤪🤪 but in all seriousness i'm ready. everything's going to shit, im going bankrupt. i taste pubes in my mouth. it's gross. i've got everything prepared and i'm at the edge. at my limits. i've called everyone i need to. texted everyone i wanted to. all of the sudden i hear a voice. i don't know who's it is but i turn around and i see a tall i think 10 feet and beautiful deep luscious purple slim thick figure say "tinky winky." and unlike most i knew exactly what they were saying.
