ItsFunneh Incorrect Quotes

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Police: You are under arrest for trying to carry 4 people on your motorcycle.
Funneh: wait... what do you mean FOUR?
Police: Yes, four.
Funneh: Oh no.
Police: Is something wrong?
Funneh: Lunar fell off.

Rainbow: Draco, why are you standing on the table?
Draco: I live in this house and I can do what I want to and you can't stop me-
Rainbow: Where is the spider?
Draco: In the corner please kill it.

Funneh: Man I hardly got any sleep last night!
Gold: You know when you can't sleep that means someone is thinking about you?
Funneh: Who in their right mind would think about me at 2 am?
Alec: *sweats nervously*

Funneh, pulling out guns: Fight me then!
Gold: Woah! I said no guns!
Funneh: I thought you said no gum!
Gold: You're chewing gum!
Funneh, blowing a bubble: I'm a wildcard.






Funneh: I'm gonna kill 30 people, and a monkey!
Rainbow: Why a monkey?
Funneh: See? No one cares about the 30 people I kill then.

Gold: That's ridiculous! Kyran does not have a crush on me!
Alec: Yes he does.
Funneh: Yes he does.
Kyran: Yes he does.

Funneh, dropping a mug and breaking it: Oh sh-
*Loud crashes and bangs from the other room*
Funneh: Oh no.
Rainbow, crashing through the door: WHAT IN THE DIGGITY DARN FRICK FRACK TIC TAC HIKEY HAC PATTY WAY SNIC SNACK QUARTERBACK MIC MAC HEART ATTACK RIC RAC DOUBLE BACK NAMED JACK DID YOU JUST SAY?
Funneh:

Draco: I have a genius plan, but I need someone's help.
Lunar: *spins a wheel with everyone's name on it*
Lunar: Gold it's your turn.
Gold: Dang it.



Hey, what time is it?
I don't know, let me check.
*starts playing the recorder loudly*
WHO IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 3:30AM?
It's 3:30am.















Alec: Relax, and act mature.
Kyran, shaking: Mature. Got it.
[On The Date]
Gold: So what do you do in your spare time?
Kyran, in a deep voice: Taxes

Draco: Lunar! I've been looking for you everywhere!
Lunar: That's funny, I've been avoiding you everywhere.

Lunar: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a 6 letter word for..."disappointment".
Gold: Funneh...
Lunar:
Lunar: I t. f i t s.

Funneh: I'm 20% water, 40% cool, 40% awesome, and 100% beauty.
Lunar: That's 200%
Funneh: EXACTLY
Funneh: Twice the man Draco will ever be.

Funneh: Can you tie a knot?
Draco: I cannot.
Funneh: Ah! So you can knot!
Draco: No no. I cannot knot.
Funneh:
Funneh: Knot Knot?

Draco: So I'm supposed to do everything just like Lunar does it? Because she always gets straight A's? What if she jumps off a cliff?
Rainbow: Well, if Lunar jumped off a cliff she would have done her due intelligence regarding the night of the cliff, the depth of the water and the angle of the entry. She would have chosen a time where the river is flowing the slowest and she would have measured the wind ratio. So, yes, if Lunar jumped off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Teacher: Now, Lunar. Can you come to the map and find North America?
Lunar: Sure.
Lunar, pointing: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who found North America?
Class: Lunar!

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