Once again, I built up the courage and asked Fred, "Fred, listen, we need a private talk." "Why, have sales been down?" Fred replied. I had to make him go with it or else it would never happen. Blushing, I agreed. "Let's just go around that corner, ok?" I said. We walked around. This was my chance. I had to make it happen. "Fred," I declared, "I am in love with you still." A bedazzled look was wiped over Fred's face. Well, this was it. I would be fired. Suddenly, Fred's face turned into one of joy. "Really?" He replied. Did I finally do well? At that moment, Fred said "Ever since that day we kissed I started to love you" Bacon's eyes expanded almost like they were going to pop out of his head, knowing from this day on he wouldn't have to be afraid to be rejected by Fred ever again. It truly was a happily ever after. Or, so they thought...
