(our y/n for the evening uses she/her pronouns, if ya feel uncomfy with that there will be other stories with different pronouns used in the future— feel free to request!)
y/n was furious. That ugly prickly birch* boy thinks he can feel up another girl IN FRONT OF ME?? she thought to herself as she paced around the small dimly lit room the 5 boys and herself were stuck in for the next 60 hours.
You, the reader, may be wondering what the heckity frick is going on, but don't worry! me, your lovely narrator, is gonna fill ya in! it was the middle of the hunter exam and during one of the stages Leorio got himself into a time gambling game with some hot chick. The hottie got Leorio into placing a bet on whether she was a girl or a boy. Leorio said boy. of course once they had placed their bets the only way to find out the true answer was to check, and eagerly Leorio did. Turns out she WAS a chick. Leorio ended up gambling all his time away and lost. While Gon, and Killua won their fights, Leorio, Kurapika and Tonpa did not. y/n isn't supposed to even be here because if the point of the tower route they ended up on is based on voting, the whole thing wouldn't make sense.. maybe y/n doesnt even have a wristband and is just tagging along letting everyone else do the work. who knows. anyway —
y/n is now angry at Leorio AND jealous of that hotties voluptuous rack.
Leorio was sitting on the opposite side of the room. He noticed that the small amount of light there was in the room hit y/n's cheekbones and made her look like the mom from coraline. He chuckled to himself but immediately fell silent as y/n gave him a death stare. Leorio wasn't sure what to do. he loved y/n, and seeing her in this state saddened him. "THATS IT!!!!" he yelled in his ridiculously attractive whiny voice as an idea popped into his head. "I CAN FIX THIS!!" there was no reason to say this aloud, and if anything it made the people in the room concerned for Leorios sanity. He didn't care, for the idea he had thought of was a sure fire way to win back y/n.
Leorio waited until nightfall and carefully tiptoed over the others to get to where y/n lay asleep. "y/n!" he whisper screamed into her ear in an effort to wake her. no use. A while Leorio didn't care if she was awake or not, he was gonna say what was on his mind. "bubba 🥺 i know we have had some tuff times, but we can get through this! i know this tough side you're showing me isnt the real you! 🥺🥺 come back to me bub!" he rambled, "i know i was wrong to touch that girl... but she was SOOOOO HOT!!! you have to understand bubsie boo bear!!!!!" little did Leorio know, y/n was wide awake. i guess she is pretty hot.... she thought, considering taking Leorio back. After a long two minutes she decided to forgive him. she jolted upward and said "you're right bubba. she was too hot to pass up." the two ended up making out. the next morning they came to the conclusion that even though they had only known each other less than a month, marriage was the next step in their relationship. Leorio and y/n, bubba and bub <333
the end
I AM SO SORRY HELSOSODOFPFVO IDK WHERE THAT WAS GOING???? i might rewrite that but i wanted to do that scene because i see it in fanfics all the time and i think it's funny how quick they just get over the fact that leorio literally touched some girl in front of his gf? 🤨🤨 anyway not all of these stories are gonna be jokes dw you won't have to suffer with these forever 😍😍 -Lylaa
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