Saturday 6:52 AM
Seokjin: The squirrel was cute.
Delivered
9:24 AM
Unknown: Did you text me first because you missed me? 🥺
Seokjin: No.
I just wanted to say the squirrel was cute.
Unknown: Lol.
Did I choose a good meme?
I promise I don't send memes often.
I won't do it again.
Seokjin: Yes.
You chose a cute meme.
Unknown: Cool.
So...you gonna continue the game with me? I still have some things I want to ask you.
Seokjin: Eh.
Rather than putting it in a game format, just ask them.
I'll answer a few but only a few.
Unknown: Alright.
What's your name?
Seokjin: Jin.
Unknown: Am I not gonna get a full name?
Seokjin: So you can search me up?
No.
Unknown: Haha.
Alright.
My name is Joon then.
You can refer to me as Joonie if you want. 🤗
Seokjin: I can't decide if you're a sweet kid or a horny asshole.
Fine, I'll call you Joonie then.
I changed him to a contact as he typed his reply, and set 'Joonie' as his nickname.
Joonie: Cool. Can I call you Jinnie then?
Seokjin: No.
It's hyung or Jin hyung.
Joonie: Fiiiinnee.
Then...
Top or bottom? 😏
Seokjin: Don't test my patience.
I might not unblock you this time.
Joonie: Okay okay!
I'm a top btw. 😏
Seokjin: I don't care.
Joonie: You would if you were my bottom.
Wanna be?
Seokjin: You're a minor.
Joonie: My birthday is in two weeks.
Seokjin: Good for you.
But even if you're legal it's still a no.
Joonie: Do you have a boyfriend? 🥺
Seokjin: No.
Joonie: Then why can't I smash? 😒
Seokjin: Cause you're Waluigi.
Joonie: What?
Seokjin: If you don't get my references then you don't deserve to 'smash'.
How do you even know you want to?
You haven't seen my face.
Joonie: Appearances don't matter.
What matters to me is that you're adorable and I really want to get into your pants. 😫
But a picture for the lonely nights wouldn't hurt? 😉
Seokjin: We've been texting for two days.
And you want a nude picture of me?
Joonie: I never said nude.
You assumed that part.
But that's totally welcome too if you wanna do it that way...
But no, I just wanna see your face.
You've already seen mine, after all.
So why can't I see you?
Seokjin: You can't even prove it's you. How do I know you're not a catfish?
Joonie is typing...
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.
.
Joonie: We can facetime?
Seokjin: No.
Joonie: If you don't facetime me I'll send you a dick pic.
Seokjin: That isn't gonna persuade me.
Joonie: That or you secretly wanna see how big it is. 😉
Seokjin: No.
No I don't.
Joonie: [Image.jpg]
Seokjin: OHY MYGOD!
WHAT THE FUCK JOON?
I DIDN'T WANNA SEE YOUR TINY LIMP HAIRY DICK!
Joonie: Lol.
It isn't mine. My dick is neither tiny, limp or hairy.
Seokjin: THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE!
Joonie: You like tiny hairy limp dicks?
Seokjin: NO!
Joonie: Good.
Cause I shave my balls like a decent human being.
And I'm a big boy.
If you know what I mean. 😏
Seokjin: NO!
I DON'T CARE IF YOUR DICK IS LIMP, HAIRY OR TINY!
WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS YOU JUST SENT ME A DICK PIC OF SOMEONE ELSE'S DICK!
Joonie: Did you want mine?
I can oblige--
Seokjin: NO!
Joonie: You sure?
I'm in sweatpants. I can whip it out right quick for you--
Seokjin: NO!
Joonie: Lol.
I'm not actually gonna send you a dick pic.
Chill.
I'm not that horny lol.
Seokjin: Oh my god.
I hate you so much.
Joonie: Ily2 babe.
Read
Joonie: UGH!
Read
Joonie: Wait I'm not blocked?
Read
Joonie: YAY!
This user has blocked you.
Joonie: Dammit.
This user has blocked you.
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Blocking You | Namjin
FanfictionOne night, college student Seokjin receives a text from an unknown number and starts talking to Namjoon, a flirty high schooler who he constantly teeters between blocking and not blocking. *SHIPS* *Namjin Top!Namjoon *Taekook Top!Taehyung *Y...
