Big Hero 666

Chapter 1: Joining

I am Hiro and I have a robot named BayMax. We love walking in the park and eating our strawberry jam bread while being thugs! Oh, what's this? A dorito trying to speak to me? "Yo boy. Join the illuminati. You can be confirmed."
I was surprised, "W4t du yuu mean, mr. triangle sir? What is illuminati? I need 2kno what it is first!"
Triangle guy, aka Bill Cipher, replied, "The illuminatee is justice"
"Ok."

And on that day, I joined the illuminati! He took me to the illuminati headquarters in OhioOhayo, New York. A cute girl came up to me and said, "I am Amy the Hedgehedge. Fill out this forum in order to join, please."
How noice. I'll give her a spanky later, though.

Name: Hiro the Hero
Age: PreTeen
Birthday: 6/6
Likes: BayMax, Tadashi
Dislikes: Feet, Toes
Personality: Hiro the Hero

I gave the form to Amy, and she told me, "You are now part of the Illuminati! Your boss is in room 13 and Bill will be your partner. Good Luck!" I left with Bill in search of room 13. After many hallways and doors, we found out destination. We opened the door to room 13, which had a strange aura coming from it.

"Welcome," said the green ogre at the desk.
"Duddy Shreque! Aka Shrek!" I exclaim, looking into his beautiful onion teeth, which show with his smile. Bill added, "Our boss is amazing. He is the best agent here. The best justice agent."

Shrek tells us what we do, "Hiro, we must spread justice throughout the world, like jam and toast," Hiro liked that simile, "Use this magical onion bracelet. Say, 'Henshin~~!'"

I put the bracelet on, and exclaimed, "HENSHIN~~ DES"
BayMax and my body collided. We were now one. But more kawaii and sugoi, with a sailor uniform.
Shrek nosebled, and muttered to himself, "if only shadow would do this for me..."

Bill cleared his throat, "Excuse me, Mr. Shrek.. When is our first mission?"
Shrek replied, slowly, "Your first mission is to save Alice from Wonderland."

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dis sugoi

~ eggybread