Oikawa : Hey Iwa-chan?
Iwaizumi : Yeah?
Oikawa : On a scale of one to America how free are you tonight?
Iwaizumi : North Korea
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ushijima : *Drunk after one shot* You are so hot
Tendo : Uh huh
Ushijima : And spicy
Tendo : Right
Ushijima : *Wrapping both arms around Tendo* My lil buffalo chicken wing
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*At the store*
Iwaizumi : Excuse me? I lost my friend Oikawa. Can I make an announcement?
Store clerk : Of course
Iwaizumi : *Leans into the mike*
Iwaizumi : Goodbye you little shit
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lev : Am I in trouble?
Yaku : Have a guess
Lev : No?
Yaku : Have another guess
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bokuto : What happens to the car when you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time?
Kuroo : It takes a screenshot
Akaashi : Get out both of you
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kindaichi : I want to be as cool as Oikawa
Kunimi : I once saw him drop a piece of pizza and cry for 20 minutes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Queue
YOU ARE READING
Haikyuu Shorts
FanfictionBasic Haikyuu shorts / incorrect quotes that I find on the internet :D TW : Cursing
