PERSASSY JACKSON
#1
For Leo: Do you think your hotter than Percy?
Leo : Whattt!? Of course I am hotter than Percy! Look!! *Sets self on fire*
Percy : That's right, Leo. You are hotter than me.
Leo : Look!! Even he admitted it! I always knew I was the best
Percy : But that's only cause I am cooler than you. *Puts water on Leo, Puts on sunglasses and walks out of the room*
Leo : ... Did he just -
Percy : *Yelling from
outside* #PERSASSY
Annabeth : *Sighs and Facepalms
#2
Percy : You know Annabeth, I really don't like your name.
Annabeth : Uh.... excuse me?
Percy : Your name. Particularly your last name. It sucks.
Annabeth : *angry* What's wrong with my last name!?
Percy : I don't know.. It just doesn't suit you. You should change it.
Annabeth *on the verge of losing it* CHANGE IT!? TO WHAT!??
Percy : Jackson *Walks away*
Annabeth : Did you just..
Annabeth : DID YOU JUST!?
Annabeth : DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME!?
Annabeth : DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY!!
Annabeth : ARE YOU SMIRKING!?!!??
Annabeth : PERCY COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE...
#3
Percy's letter
Dear Logan Lerman,
You can take my name.
You can take my story.
But I'll always be sexier than you'll ever be.
Sincerely,
Persassy Jackson.
