jeffrey was born with no pants, lived with no pants, and thrived with no pants. he believed his reason for success was not wearing pants. his parent put him up for adoption at the age of 21 because they got tired of looking at his hairline. it was so far up you needed a magnifying glass to see it. the kids at the adoption center called him bald man. he started a company called Amazon and it worked he even sold pant on it (even though he hated the idea). he made some money too buy a wig. he bought one and it didn't work. a few week later he was a billionaire with no pants. the news people had to edit pants on to him. it was a pain. this lead up to now jeffrey still never wears pants. it may look like he is but it all edited and fake.
