you were scrolling on instagram because you are bored and you don't have friends. you see a beautiful goddess on your screen. you start spamming dumb stuff because she is sooooooooooooooo beautiful. you put your phone down and you go bathe because you are stinky.
27 minutes later
"ah that was an amazing shower." you say. you put on deodorant and throw on a random outfit. you see that you have some notifications on insta. you fall off your bed. "I WAS'NT EXPECTING HER TO ANSWER. WHAT DO I DO?!?!!?!?" you yell to absolutely nobody because your lonely and your family went out. you check the goddess's page before you look at the replies. "she went to six flags... cool." you say. "and they go by she/they..... that's nice."
you decided to read their replies.
(username): hey sexy
(u/n):wanna grab lunch sometime🤤
(u/n): i'll pay🥴
hey sexy
↳ skinnylegendtrinidy: hey hottie😫
wanna grab lunch sometime🤤
↳skinnylegendtrinidy: omg ofc
i'll pay🥴
↳skinnylegendtrinidy: no need *leans on stack of 100s*
↳(u/n): damn😳
↳skinnylegentrinidy: 😏
↳(u/n): 😳😳
to be continued..
bc i'm lazy!
