Nathan Rooshe was walking through the park one hot summers day. He noticed a beautiful lady stood at the top of a hill. He walked up the hill and she said she was called Amelia Honey. They dated for a year. The next year he took her back to the top of that same hill.
"I have something that I need to tell you," he said, holding her hands and looking into her eyes.
"Me too," she whispered with a smile, "I love you."
"I'm gay," he told her. He skipped down the hill and kissed his secret boyfriend. Amelia watched them walk off hand in hand. Then she walked to the top of a cliff and jumped off. She landed in the mouth of a shark and died.
The end.
