"Ah, wow! What a beautiful day!" Zen told herself as she rode her beautiful bike down the road.
"La la la di daaaaaa~~~~" Zen sung her heart out out loud, as well as in the 707 workers discord.
The birds were chirping, sun was shinning. Everything seemed perfect,, until..
"AHHHHHHHHHH"
"OW FUCK SHIT OMG OW"
Zen yelled in agony. This bicycle just did something to her that he DID NOT consent with.
Zen sat up. Dusting herself off. She felt a sharp pain in her cooch.
"Ow! Gosh, that stung."
Suddenly the bicycle turned to Zen, grinning at her. The bicycle pinned her on the ground. Zen felt her heart race. Butterflies omg. Zen noticed the bikes nice wheels, glimmering in the sunlight.
"B-bike..what are you doing? We're in public!"
Bike hushed Zen.
"Shhh, darling. You're dreaming~" Bike reassured Zen.
"Dreaming?! HA!! LMFAAOOOOOOOOO. Nah."
Bike reached out his hands(tf?) and grabbed Zenny by the face. They kissed. Oh god, was that kiss deep and passionate. Zen felt a rush of blood through her body. The kiss felt good. TOO good. Zen wanted more. She got up, propping herself on bike's seat, and started moving her hips back and forth.
"Ahhh,, mffff~"
The bike bell was rung over and over again.
"You like that, Zenny, don't you~" Bike told her.
"Y-yes bike. Yes I do. Oh god yes I do!!"
"Scream my name then!!!" Bike yelled at Zen
Zen screamed "BIKKKEEEEEEE"
And then she woke up.
"FFFFFFUUUCCCKKKKK OWWWWW"
Zen brushed the dirt off of herself, looking over to her bike laying on the ground. She stood up, grabbing her bike, then sat down on the side of the grass, logging into the mystic messenger discord server.
"OMG OMG OMG HUYS I HIT MY PUSSY WHAT IF I HAVE VAGINA CANCER"
Suddenly everyone started laughing. Sen, sully, Ary, Kat, emo pussyslayer9000, sierr, sekai, River, kumii, Vandy, and many more. They all ended up peeing their pants as well, while zen was in pain.
Zen quickly rushed to the hospital, worried that it was vagina cancer, when really, bike just took her virginity.
THE END
