Italy: *starts blushing like mad* Hey, Germany?
Germany: *looks up from the book he is readng*Ja Italy?
Italy: Um......Where do babies come from?
Germany: *blushes like mad. Madder than Italy's blush* O.o Um...........
Italy: *Looks at Germany*
Germany: *starts stuttering on what to say* Um.....well.....when a man loves a woman and the woman loves that man back............they.......um...........well...........uhh...........how do I explain this to you........they have..................
Prussia:*Has been over hearing the 'Talk' trying to be given to Italy by Germany and decides to 'Help' him* They have *CENSORED*
Germany: *looks at Prussia with evil eyes*
Prussia: I know how babies are made because I had *CENSORED* before and I am not kidding. I awesomly F****d a chick I fell in love with and she really enjoyed me F*****g her so bad! That is how babies are made! Hey brohan, you should do that to Italy one day! *leaves the room laughing*
Italy: ;_; *is scared for life*
Germany: *goes to beat up Prussia for telling him to F**k the Italian (He didn't want to) and for scarring Italy for Life*
A/N: Sorry for not updating this for a while but here you go :) You can try guessing who the 'Chick' is because the woman won't be announced ever! Have fun guessing and enjoy reading this ;)
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