Chrishan's P.O.V
White dress, ✔
Pulbo at Harina✔
Long black hair wig✔
Creepy sound effects✔
Mwahahaha!*evil laugh*
My revenge is planned!
Mamumuti ang buong katawan nyo sa takot!Kasing puti ng dress ko!
Oh hi there.Nandyan pala kayu.Di kayu nagsasalita.So siguro narinig nyu na yung pinagsasabi ko kanina.So may idea na kayu kung ano ang magiging revenge ko?
Mwuahahaha!*evil laugh*
Yes!tama kayu!Tatakutin ko sila!Pasalamat yang Ayesha na yan at mahal ko sya!Akalain nyo yun.Akong sobrang gwapo na lalaking toh magsusuot ng dress!?Ilang beses ko na toh pinagisipan.
Naku!Mababawasan ng gwapo sa mundo!Ay mali!Ako lang pala ang nagiisang gwapo sa mundo.*insert Typhoon Yolanda*
Pero hinding-hindi ako mababakla.That's for sure.Dahil pakakasalan ko pa ang pinakamamahal kong si Ayesha.
Saka magiging Ayesha Nichole Lozano pa siya.Oh diba?! Bagay na bagay!Perfect talaga kami sa isa't isa.
So let's go back to the plan.
Ise set-up ko ang tatlong mukhang tilapiang yun.Dahil mahilig sila sa make-up gagamitin ko ang kapatid kong mukhang si Cinderella na nagtuloy tuloy sa hagdan tapos nasubsob sa lapag.Naiimagine niyo na siguro kung gaano kapangit ang kapatid ko pero nagkakamali kayo.Sobrang ganda niyan!Dinaig ang beauty ko!Este ang beauty ni Cinderella...So ayun gagamitin ko sya para tawagan ang tatlong tilapia upang papuntahin sa bahay namin.
Kunyari mag de-dress up dress up sila o mag kukulayan ng mukha.(Which my sister never does until tonight)Kaya lang naman niya gagawin yun dahil may kapalit.Bibigyan ko siya ng dagdag na 10,000 pesos sa allowance nya . Mukhang pera kapatid ko!Grabe!Buti na lang at may matiyaga pang lalaki na nanliligaw diyan.Well that's a different story,ngayon dito tayo sa story ng MyLoves ko.
"Hello.Kapatid kong panget!".Sigaw ko sa Cinderella kong kapatid!
"The Fudge!Kuya!Stop calling me that!Im so gonna kill you!You know Im very pretty so why call me panget?!".Sigaw ng kapatid ko sa kabilang linya.
Haha.Ang sarap talagang pagtripan ng kapatid ko.
"Hey little sister!Dont you english english me!Im nosebleeding nosebleeding !Okay?...Gusto lang kita pagtripan.Psh.Parang di ka na nasanay!". Biro ko sakanya..What?Eh nakakanosebleed naman talaga eh!Psh.
"You're so Arghhhh!I hate you!".Sigaw nya sakin..Nakakarindi boses ng babaeng toh!Parang nakalunon ng microphone na may kasamang speaker!
"I love you too Lil' sis..By the way,highway.So are you ready for the plan?".Tanong ko habang nangiti-ngiti.
"GRRRR!I cant believe Im gonna play dress up with those Barbies, I mean Chuckies! I dont want to stick to them!Baka they kulam me because they look like witches!They're so creepy!".Psh.Kahit kailan talaga ang arte ng babaeng toh!Ewan ko dito!Sometimes she's so boyish na tipong manununtok agad agad ng lalaki!But sometimes she's so girly that I can replace her to be Barbie.Psh.
"Ang arte mo!Just stick to the plan okay?Just tell them to come over and talk about make up brands,signature shoes and bags or everything so girly like tampons!".What?Tampons are girly right?
"Aish!Kuya!Your so bastos!Okay bye!Im gonna stick to the plan!Just give me the 10k after this or your gonna live below!".Tignan mo toh!Mukhang pera.Psh.Tapos binabaan agad ako!Sino ngayon ang bastos sa amin?Psh.
Nevermind.I just need to scare the hell out of them and tell them Im Ayesha's dead relative and tell them to stop bugging Ayesha!
OOPS!Pahinge tissue!Takte baha na dito!!!
...
Here they are.
Sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
I mean here they are.They're sitting in the couch with my kapatid talking about girly stuffs.All I need to do is just give Kulet -my sister- the cue.
Which is to make my other kasabwat to call her so that she can excuse herself and leave the 3 tilapias in the living room.
*Kriiiiiiiing*
There's the cue!Now its my job.
Mwuahahahaha!
I play the creepy sound effects and turn off all the lights.Its dark.The only light is the lampshade infront Kristine.
Mhuwahaha!
I can see their faces from above here!And I just wanna laugh as hard as I can!
They're shivering.Huggibg each other like rats that are ready to bethe eaten by a giant,enormous lion.
I climb down the stairs.
Slowly
Slowly
Slowly
*Creeeeck*
"Waaaaaaaah!"
Aaaaw.They ran away na agad?Di ko pamandin sila natatakot!Psh.Atleast konting effort na lang.At natakot ko sila.Kaya lang di ko nasabi yung about sa relative ako ni Ayesha.
Tsssk tsssk tsssk.
Epic fail!
Hate it!
Okay lang yan.At least nakaganti na rin ako sa kanila.
Now all I need to do is to pay my -Cinderella Mukang Pera- sister.Psh.10k is just so much.Aissh!Yaan mo na nga!
Im sleepy na. I cant wait to see my honeybunch again in my dreams and tomorrow.
Kupido kasi!Tinamaan talaga ako!Sobra sobrang tama!Tumagos na yung pana eh!
Epekto ng Love: No. 1-CORNY-
Aissh.!Right.Super corny ko na mula ng minahal ko sya.Hindi naman ako ganto dati eh.Aissh!Nabago talaga ako ng pag mamahal.
Geh Bye na po mga girls na naglalaway sa kagwapuhan ko
.Inaantok na ang ateng nyo!Mag be-beauty sleep muna ang lola nyo!Naku!Baka dumami ang pimples ko! Baboosh! See you tomorrow Ayesha <3
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