Anime lemon one shots

Kirisuna (no lemons 4 u)

Kirito x Asuna fanfic It was a sunny day when asuna was vomiting away in the toilet 1 week after the wedding but anyone would know what they DID that night. Then reality struck her, she was P R E G N A N T. She called kazuto instantly (yes she calls him Kazuto now). Kazuto then sped down the highway just missing that poor old lady and scared the shit outta her. Kazuto returned and instantly ran around looking for asuna he spotted her in the bathroom staring at something, it was a pregnancy test. He peaked over, it had two lines then Kazutos face lit up quicker than a light bulb. He was going to be a father. Lunged and hugged asuna with all his might his joy is immeasurable. 

A few weeks later he went out with asuna for their first checkup asuna entered to room wearing tight clothes showing her eight week old bump(very cute). They went in for a ultrasound, they gel tickled her skin but then she saw it, very own baby inside of a her. After the ultrasound she and Kazuto went to get some spicy noodles with crispy chicken. I guess her craving come from somewhere. 

                                                                               ~6 month time skip~ 

 It was clear how big the baby was, asuna was very very very plump right now. The baby was a big big baby asuna has been eating twice the amount of Kazuto eating his money away. Kazuto was of course a very big eater and asuna ate W A Y more. She was entering her third trimester and can't wait to meet her baby. 

-A few months later- 

Asuna was entering her 9th month being enormous and she was having one of those days being hormonal. She was lashing out at Kazuto for wing out of her not playing with her; but of course Kazuto didn't fight back but then asuna suddenly dropped onto her knees. The she moaned OOooooooooooo. She then felt a poppiing sensation.Then a gush of liquid followed. She then screamed "Kazuto Ooh the baby's coming" that was when Kazuto just fainted leaving asuna all by herself. She lied down on her couch and her natural instincts told her to open her legs wide then another painful sharp contraction struck her like a log pummeled her abdomen she knew she had to push so then moaned and screamed then she was instantly relieved of the pain then she saw the baby coming out of her. She pulled the baby out from the shoulders on and pushed out the placenta. She called the ambulance and was rushed to the hospital because of her speedy delivery can cause stress on the heart. 

~a few months later ~ Kazuto and asuna were the happiest people in the world holding their own bundle of joy.