Dazai x Reader But it's in a Nutshell

Dazai Y/N uh oh

Dazai and y/n are walking home when a bird comes and poops on Y/N 😱😱😱😱 dazai looks at her in disgust and says "ew y/n you smell so stinky and poopy get away!" He pushes her away and plugs his nose. Y/n was crying when all of a sudden a blonde grill comes up to dazai and holds his arm, "hey suga daddë" she says.

                                                                                This is how the girl looks like :

    "Hey pico" dazai says. I stare at the two in TEARS. "Oh, y/n this is my baba grill pico she is so good and not poopy and smelly like you."
You were FURIOUS the man of your dreams in dating someone!? No....you could not accept this.... A neon pink light flashes around you as pico and dazai go flying backwards. "AH" pico screams, dazai immediately turns his head towards her and says "WHAT IS WRONG BBY GORL!?"  Pico cries "I THINK I BROKE MY PINKY TOE SUGA DADDË" pico cries. I float down to the ground in my hybrid princess form, I am wearing a beautiful  dress

                                                                   (Your dress)

You shall pay pico.......

To be continued.......