Forced Lemon
EXTREME DIRTY-NESS
NOT USER FRIENDLY
TURN BACK NOW!!!!!
NOT KIDDING
VERY BAD!!!!
YOU WILL BE SCARRED IF YOU READ THIS!!!!!!!
OKAY, YOU'RE FAULT!!!!!!
KITTENS WILL DIE IF YOU READ THIS!!!!!!
DO YOU REALLY WANT THE KITTIES TO DIE!!!!!!!!
YOU CRUEL INHUMAN SOUL!!!!!!!!
YOU'RE STILL READING THIS!!!!!
FINE!!!!!
LET THOSE POOR INNOCENT KITTENS DIE!!!!!!
SEE IF I CARE
...
OKAY I CARE!!!!!!!!
JUST STOP!!!!!!
FINE, YOU APPARENTLY REALLY WANT TO READ THIS STORY!!!!!
GO AHEAD, YOU STUBBORN DWARF!!!!!
DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU!!!!!
JUST KIDDING!!!!!!
I REALLY JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD OPEN THIS EITHER BECAUSE THEY WERE CURIOUS OR JUST PLAIN OUT DIRTY MINDED!!!!!!
Here, I'll make it up to you... I will actually write requested Lemons if you comment... Did you like my joke? Did you just stumble across this by curiosity (don't have to answer that)? Do you want me to write Lemons?
When I get 75+ comments(disregarding who they're from or what they say, but i will read them), I will begin writing Lemons... this means I will be open for and appropriate request, Animes(mostly), and some other requests... so tell you're friends and comment please because i will close this at 4/28/15!!!!!!!! Also check out some of my other stories...
The Things we do for Others
TMNT(For those rabid fans)
And keep an eye out for..
Gainsborough
Demons
The Automail Alchemist
Thankyou!!!!!!
*E.L.G.*
