Voice:hoga hoga...koushish karte raho,karishma!!
[By the pond,a young boy of 14-15 age yelling for a girl trying to swim but she is almost drowning.The girl is about 9-10 years old.They are none other but our AS and KS, just young]
KS:(mumbling)hum...hum...doob...rahe hai!Anu!
AS:bhaiya!
KS:Hum... maut ke saath ladh..... ra...rahe hai aur.... apko khudki pari hai?...hu..hum..humme bacha lo!
AS:kya baccho jaisi harkate kar rahw ho!Aab tum char saal ki choti bacchi nehi rahe....pure 10 saal ka ho chuke ho!come one....
[Still she is unable]
AS:shithil...shithil ho jao!Aur haath paa istemaal karo!
KS:plz...nehi ho raha....humme uthayiye!!!
[She is drowning]
AS:behna!
KS:bh..bha..bhaiya!
[AS dives into the water. He swims to her and pulls her up on the ground]
AS:thik ho?
KS:(panting)haah!
AS:Ese kaise chalega behna?Ese toh tum kabhi aquaphobia door nehi kar sakoge!
KS:hum ka kare?Bar bar koushish kar rahe hai na hum?Lekin jab bhi hum pani ke paas jaate hai,pata nehi ka ho jaata hai!
[AS stands up]
AS:(angrily)Toh raho apni dar le kar! Khudko sabit karne ka kabiliyat nehi hai toh kyun panga le ne gaye thee uss ladko se?Kya galat bola tha?Swimming nehi kar sakte toh police kaise banoge....yeh hi bola tha na woh?
[KS is silently sitting down]
AS:Aur tum dhulay karne lag gaye!Pehle khud uttar de ne ka kabil bano...phir marpit karo!
[Those boys come]
Boy1:Hahah!Dekho kaise bheegi billi jaisi lag rahe hai yeh dono!
Boy2:Arey,yeh bada wala toh pandit billi hai...hahaha!sudh hindi bolne wali pandit!
Boy1:Pandit ji!zara english bolke dikhaye!
Boy2:arey,isse ABCD ata hai kya?hahah
[They start laughing]
KS:amma ooh!
[KS walks to them]
KS:bhaiya hai woh humari!Ek bhi budi shabd agaar nikli na unke khilav...toh esa kantap lagayenge na ki muh sw sirf ek hi baat niklegi... daroga ji dekhe toh bahut magar tumsa na dekha...ka samjhe?
[They laugh out louder]
Boy2:daroga ji...hahaha!Yeh khudko daroga ji bol raha hai...
Boy1:Daroga ji,zara swimming karke dikhaiye...kya hua?dar gaye?aha le!
KS:tumhari....
AS:Behna...jaane do!
KS:bhaiya?yeh...
AS:Jaane do!Wese bhi humare paas ek esi khabr hai ki sunne ke baad jaana hi padega
Boy1:Esa kya khabad hai?
AS:Kal Hindi parikhsha tha...parinaam patrak mili hai?
Boy2:kya?
AS:result sheet!Abhi toh nehi mili hai...lekin humme tum dono ki number maloom hai...bataye?
Boy2:bolo bolo!
AS:tumhe mili hai 37 aur tumhe 35...out of 100
[The boys become afraid]
AS:arey,mitra...ghabda kyun gaye?Aunty ji se daant padegi...yeh soch kar?
[They are silent]
AS:Humare paas ek tarika hai jisse tum log bach sakte ho
Boy1:kya?
AS:aapni dushman jo sala dega woh manoge?Rehne do!
Boy2:aa..arey!Tum toh dost hi ho na humari?
Boy1:haan,plz bolo na!
[AS now chuckles looking at KS.She can understand him.Because it is not first time watching him doing these stuffs]
AS:Aab humme mitra mana hai toh nibhana toh padega hi na?Toh suno...iss vakt Humari hindi sikhshak neend me rehte hai.Aur humari parinaam patra kaha hai?
Boy1:unke ghar!
AS:Toh abhi tum dono ko kya karna chahiye?
Boy2:(to boy1)Aye...isse accha mauka nehi milega.... chal result sheet chuda laate hai...
Boy1:haan haan chal!
[They leave.But forget to thank him]
KS:Topa kahika!
[KS looks at AS. He is staring at her with angry eyes]
AS:ghar chalo!
[AS walks ahead]
AS:Sirf gussa hi kar sakte ho tum...tumse bhi zayda gussa na humare andaar hai..Lekin hum usse zarurat par ne par istemaal karte hai...humesha ghusa mukka se baat nehi banti...kabhi kabhi deemag se bhi kaam le na padhta hai....tum samajh rahe ho na...
[He turns behind but cannot find KS]
KS:karishma?karishma?kaha gaye?
[He rushes to the pond and finds KS.She drowning in the water]
AS:Behna!
KS:mm..n..b...
[She totally drowns.AS dives and quickly swims to her.He takes her on his arms.She is sensless.AS puts her on the ground]
AS:behna!behna,akhen kholo!Behna??
[AS presses on her stomach and KS coughs]
AS:behna?
[KS gradually opens eyes]
AS:tum thik ho?
KS:(panting)hm...
[AS leaves a sigh]
[At home.KS is lying on the bed.AS comes and sits beside her on the bed.He has a glass of milk on his hand]
AS:doodh pee lo
KS:nehi!
AS:Chachi!!Karishma behen dudh nehi pee rahe hai
KS:pee rahe hai na?amma,hum pee rahe hai
(quickly she takes a sip of the milk)pee rahe hai na,anu?
AS:bhaiya!
KS:haan,anu bhaiya
AS:Ek kaam karo,tum na..humme sir bulane ka adaar bana lo!Kyunki jab hum force join karnge toh tumse bhi bada post me kaam karenge...
KS:esa bhi toh ho sakta hai na ki hum apse bhi bade post me rahe aur apko humme maddam bula na pare!
AS:ho hi nehi sakta!Tum toh police banne ki...
[AS stops in the midst]
KS:sahi kaha apne...hum toh kabhi police ban hi nehi sakte...ama hum maamooli si swimming nehi kar sakte
AS:behna....
KS:yeh topa aquaphobia disease nehi hoti na...toh aaj dikha dete ki swimming ka hota hai!
AS:behna!behna!shant!shant ho jao!
[KS is weeping.They remain silent for a while]
AS:Behna...socho ki ek bahut hi kimti chiz jiss paane ke liye tum tadap rahe ho woh ek lambiiii siri ke upar hai...aur tum khadi ho ekdum niche...Tumhair pair me bahut dard hai...toh kya tum siriya nehi chadhoge?
KS:chadhenge!
AS:Yeh hi...yeh hi sakaaraatmakata....yeh atmavishwas apni andaar jagrit karna hoga...ki chahe kuch bhi jo jaye...kitna badhaayeen kyun na aa jaye tum siriya chad ke rahoge... apni manzil tak pohoch ke rahoge...aur uske tumhe bhool jana hoga ki tumhare pair me dard hai...baas ghyaan dena hoga uss manzil par!
[KS agrees]
AS:Yeh phobia tumhari woh badha hai...baas usse bhool jao...bahut marpit karte ho na tum?Toh yeh phobia kya chiz hai?Iske saath bhi ladai karo!
KS:aur agaar hum woh siriya chad ne ke layek hi nehi rahe toh?
AS:hmmm...
[AS takes the glass]
AS:yeh kya hai?
KS:doodh hai!
AS:Iska istemal kaise karte hai?
KS:istemal?iss pee te hai!
AS:agaar hum kahe isse charan me dalte hai
KS:haan...charanamrit!
AS:Toh hum jo pee te hai woh pair me kyun dalte hai?
[KS thinks about it]
AS:Yeh humari nazariya ki vajah se hai.Hum jab pee te hai yeh man kar ki iss pee na sehat ke liye accha hai...aur charan me dal te hai yeh man kar ki iss humme ashirvad mil raha hai....
[KS agrees]
AS:Aab tum khudko jiss nazar me dekhoge tum wahi banoge...agaar tumhe yakeen hai ki tum iske kabil ho, layek ho...toh tum ho!Aur agaar yeh atmavishwas hi toot jai...toh duniya ki kuch bhi tumhe safalata nehi lake de sakega!Samjhe,pyaari behna?
[AS touches her nose and she smiles]
KS:hm...Itna toh samajh gaye ki aap bade ho kar ek woh kya kehte hai...neg..nego...
AS:negotiation specialist?
KS:haan...aap woh ban payenge...kaise itna motivate kar lete ho aap?
AS:hmm....Lekin tumhe motivate karne ke liye hum humesha toh nehi rahenge...
KS:ese kyun bol rahe hai?aap...
AS:shh....tumhe motivate karne ke liye hum humesha nehi rahenge...isiliye kabhi bhi agaar esa lage ki tumse nehi ho raha...nehi kar paoge...toh baas ek shabd yaad kar le na
"BEHNA!"isse tumhe humari yaad bhi aa jayegi...aur humari motivational speech bhi...
KS:aur kaha jayenge aap?
AS:Tumhe toh pata hi hai na mujhe agent me kaam karne ka sapna hai.Aur humne suna hai ese logo ki khud ki zindegi naam ke kuch hota hi nehi...Bahut khatro ka samla karna padhta hai!
[KS hugs AS]
KS:aap kahi nehi jayenge!
[AS smiles]
AS:accha?Toh...jab tumhari shaadi ho jayegi...tab bhi kya hum tumhare saath sasural jayenge?
KS:Anu bhaiya!
AS:oho!Wese bhi tum jaise bhaukal wali se shaadi kaun karega?
KS:huh!Aap khud ki sochiye...agent me kaam karnge...kaun chahega aap se shaadi karke khudki life barbad karna?
[AS lies on the pillow]
AS:Isiliye toh humne tay kiya hai ki hum kabhi vivah hi nehi karnge!
KS:accha?
AS:Aur nehi toh kya...Hum toh samajhte nehi kyun log shaadi karne ke liye itna tadap te hai!Kumara rahega..maze se jiyega...aur wese bhu tumne kaha na?Jab koi ladki ko pata chalega ki hum agent me hai tab dour ke bhaag jayegi...phir bhi aagaar nehi gayi toh tum ho na...tumhari bhaukal....
[He looks next to him.But KS is not there]
AS:behna?behna!kaha gaye yeh ladki?phirse waha gaye kya?
[AS quickly goes outside and reaches to the pond.KS is standing by preparing herself for jumping on the water]
AS:behna?ruk jao!
[KS does not listen. She jumps]
AS:karishma!
[He goes there.KS is trying her best to swiming.She is drowning and floating]
AS:ho raha hai...ho raha hai...kar lo ge tum...shreni ho tum shreni...karishma singh!!!
[KS pushes her utmost effort.At a time,she swims]
AS:shabbassh!!!
KS:Yaayyy!Hum swimming kar rahe
[AS applauds]
AS:kaha tha na..tum kar sakoge!
KS:haan!Hum swimming kar rahe hai...wooh hoo!Dekho,Anu!
AS:bhaiya!
KS:apko nehi pata?jab hum bahut zadya khoosh jo jaate hai toh apko anu bula te hai...batao kyun?
AS:kyun?
KS:kyunki isse apko gussa aa jate hai...aur apko gussa dilane se maza aur kuch bhi nehi hai...
AS:accha?Ruko!Tumhe humari gussa dekhna hai na?aa rahe hai hum...
[He jumps]
KS:aao,aao...pakdo humme...anu!!!
AS:itna accha swimming bhi nehi sikhe ho tum...
[They keep playing and swiming]
[End of dream]
[KS is sleeping on her bike.It is SI Karishma Singh.Suddenly somebody pours water on her.She wakes up]
Seller:Sorry ma'am sorry...hum iss phalnme pani dal ne jaa rahe thee...
[The seller has a van full of fruits]
KS:Topa kahika!Ka soche thee tum..humme swimming nehi aati?
Seller:swimming?
KS:arey... yeh to 2021 hai!Hum sapna dekh rahe thee?
Seller:maaf kar dijiye na,maddam.Hum apki cap saaf kar dete hai...dijiye
[KS gives him the cap and he wipes that]
KS:haan,chod rahe hai aaj.Lekin aage se ghyaan rakhma phal ke upar paani dal rahe ho ya insaan ke upar....varna iska phal bahut bhaari padega!
Seller:haan...rakhenge!Wese ek baat puche maddam.Lijiye,cap saaf ho gaya.
KS:shukriya
Seller:Wese ek baat puche maddam?Aap kisika intezaar kar rahe thee kya?
KS:aaj rakhsha bandhan ke din aur kiska intezar karnge?aab ka bataye...humne socha tha aaj ke din ek baar ke liye humse milena ayega bhaiya...Lekin hum bhi ka topa!Ek din ke liye woh delhi se lucknow ayega?
Seller:lekin apka dil toh kuch aur keh raha hai?
KS:ka?
Seller:Agaar yaha 10 saal ke umar ke karishma singh hoti...toh woh kya kehti?
KS:5 minute je andar andar agaar aap yaha hazir nehi hue na toh delhi se khich ke la ke rahenge
Seller:hum toh apke samne hi hai!
KS:ama...hum bhaiya ko esa bolte...yeh keh rahe hai...ek second...aap yeh sab kahe puch rahe hai?
Seller:(In AS's voice)kyunki apke iss baat ko yaad karke apke bhaiya akher aa hi gaye
KS:ka?
[The seller removes his moustache and wig]
KS:anu bhaiya!!
AS:shhhh!waha chaliye
[They go to a corner]
KS:aap yaha...esi halat me?
AS:dheere boliye...kisiko pata nehi chalna chahiye ki Anubhav Singh yaha hai.(emotionally)Khas karke haseena ji ko...
[KS understands]
AS:yeh mission bahut chup chup ke karna pad raha hai.Thodi si gadbadi bahut bhaaree pad sakta hai.Hum toh bas ek din ke liye yaha aaye hai apka taufa de ne ke liye...aaj raat ko hi chale jayenge
KS:baas ek din?Anu bhaiya...itna journey!apni sehat par bhi thoda dhyaan dijiye!
AS:iske pehle aap zara hum par dhyaan dijiye...rakhi kaha hai humari?
KS:arey haan!
[KS takes out the rakhi and binds on AS's hand]
AS:hathon se banaya hai?
KS:hm!
AS:tab hi soche ki itna kharap kyun...
KS:bhaiya!
AS:shama!shama!
KS:ek second!
[Now KS opens a tiffin box where she has brought golgappa]
AS:golgappa!!!
KS:nehi apko khane ki jarurat nehi hai.Apko toh humare haathon se banai hui chize acche nehi lagte na?
AS:t..Toh..humne kab kaha ki golgappa accha nehi lagta..do na!
[He takes the box from KS's hand starts eating]
AS:mmmm!!!wah!lajawab bani hai!mmm!
[KS is happy]
KS:Excuse me...gift kaha hai?
AS:mm..hmm...ek minute
[He give a box beautifully wrapped]
KS:nehi,isse aap kholenge
AS:kyun?
KS:humme pata hai isme kuch esa hai jisse hum dar jayenge..hai na?apko ka lagta hai hum kholenge aur iss me se ek frog ya kuch khilona nikle ga aur dara denge aap humme...nehi nehi...aap kholiye
AS:tum bhi na!!itna bharosa nehi hai hum par?
[He opens the box by himself]
AS:dekha?kuch bhi nehi hai...
[KS now takes the box and peeps into it.There is huge ice cube inside]
KS:barf?
[AS is still eating]
AS:hmm...mm...tumhari deemag ko thanda karne ke liye...dekha,kitna soch te hai huma tumhare bade me
[KS becomes angry]
KS:Haha!kitna accha mazak tha!ho gaya?aab asli gift dijiye
AS:arey,yeh hi hai gift
KS:plz!
AS:iss golgappe ki kasam...jo bhi gift hai iss box ke andaar hai
[Now KS becomes sad.And,AS chuckles watching her innocent face]
AS:Tumne sabit kar diya ki logo ko topa kehte kehte khud hi ek topa ban gaye ho tum!
[KS is confused but she is angry]
AS:zara yaha toh dekho!
[AS removes the extra cockshit on the cover of the box.There is calendar]
KS:Apne jhoot kaha?
AS:bilkool nehi!humne kaha ki iss box me hi gift hai..yeh dekho!
[KS smiles.She takes the calendar.There is a picture of young AS & KS in each page]
KS:bahut miss karte hai woh saare din!
AS:yaadon ki yeh toh takat hai.Kisi ko bhi kisi bhi vakt jazbaati bana de te hai
KS:bhaiya...aap na humesha humare ek guru jaisa thee.Hum aaj apne manzil tak pohoch toh gaye lekin jo siriya humne chada hai uska disha toh apne dikhaya tha!
[AS smiles]
AS:Ek second ek second!Yeh karishma singh hi hai na?Gusse wali karishma?Esi jazbaati wali baate kar rahe hai?
KS:anu bhaiya!!!Hum aab apne gusse par kaoo karna sikh gaye!Ese beizzati maat kijiye humari!
AS:uttam!ati uttam!
[KS' s phone rings.It's HM]
KS:jai hind,maddam sir!
HM:jai,hind!aap kaha hai?
KS:hum...ek personal kaam ke liye....
HM:thik hai...zada jaldi ayiye..naya case aya hai!
KS:ji!ji...hum 5 minute me pohoch rahe hai
HM:apke saath koi hai?
[KS looks at AS]
KS:nehi toh!apko esa kyun lag raha hai?
HM:n..nehi..baas ese hi...esa laga koi humme yaad kar raha hai...whatever.....jaldi aayiye...jai hind!
KS:jai hind!
[AS leaves a sigh]
AS:aab humme bhi airport jana chahiye!
KS:hm..anu bhaiya...kab khatam hoga yeh mission?
AS:(sigh)pata nehi!Agaar khatam hoga bhi... phir bhi hum lucknow nehi laut sakte....
[KS hugs AS]
KS:(weeping)wapas aa jayiye na bhaiya...bahut miss karte hai apko
AS:kaha tha na...jab bhi humari yaad aayegi...baas ek shabd yaad kar le na...BEHNA!
KS:bhaiya!
[AS tries to control his emotion]
AS:ufff!tum toh gusse wali hi acche thee...itna jazbaati banne ki zarurat nehi hai.Choti si baat me rona shuru kar diya....
[AS wipes her tears]
AS:chalte hai...
KS:rukiye...hum apko chod ke aate hai airport
AS:nehi..hum...
KS:ekdum chup!ayiye bethiye
AS:Thik hai
[They get on the bike]
AS:kya baat hai bhai ho kar behen ke peeche bethna par raha hai
KS:Toh?Ladkiyon ke peeche beth ne me sharam aati hai apko?
AS:Tauba tauba!Esa kehet toh aaj humari ek bhi haddiya nehi bachti!Esa humne nehi kaha
KS:Toh kaisa kaha?
AS:Yeh hi ki....
[They continue their quarrel]
