P4L - JJ Maybank X Y/N

Pilot, 1

John B is standing on the tip of the roof with a can of beer. He puts out a foot and spreads his arms.

"That's what, a three-story fall to the deck?" Pope says. "I give you about a one-in-three chance of survival."

"Hm." John B says, sarcastically thinking about it. He licks his finger and holds it up. "Should I do it?" He says looking at you, JJ and Pope.

"Yeah, you should jump. I'll shoot you on the way down" Pope says pointing a drill at John B.

"You're gonna shoot me?" John B says pointing a finger gun at him.

"Yep." Pope says.

"Pff, you ain't got the nerve." You say smirking.

John B makes some shooting noises when Kie walks in. "They're gonna have Japanese toilets with towel warmers." She says in disbelief.

"Of course they are. Why wouldn't they?" JJ says. "This used to be a turtle habitat, but who cares about the turtles, I guess?" Kie replies.

"I can't have cold towels." JJ says. Kie looks up to John B, who's still standing on the roof. "Can you please not kill yourself?" She says.

"Don't spill that beer. I'm not giving you a new one." JJ says looking up at him.

"Bet he's gonna spill it." You reply.

"Whoa! Oh, shit." John B says dropping the beer.

"Told ya." You say smiling.

"Of course he did." JJ says rolling his eyes.

"Smooth." Kie says, looking forward in disappointment.

John B groans while looking down at the spilled beer. JJ starts clapping. "A-plus."

"Dumbass." Kie says. A car pulls up and Pope looks to see who it is. "Hey!" The man yells, pointing a flashlight at Pope.

"Hey, uh, security's here." Pope says looking at the man. "Let's wrap it up." He says turning at the rest.

"Boys are early today." John B says as he goes off the roof. "Humpty Dumpty, let's roll." JJ says. "Let's go, boys." Kie says smiling at you.

"Gary, is that you?" JJ yells at the man.

"Get down." Pope says. "It's me!" JJ says climbing off the building. "Gary, good to see you, man!"

"Is it time?" John B says struggling to get off the roof.

"Yeah you're just asking for it." Kie says looking at JJ.

"JJ!" Gary says running onto the property.

You help John B getting off the roof. "Thanks." He says. "Run, idiot!" You reply.

You all run away yelling and laughing.

"Hey, stop!" Gary yells while he runs after you all. JJ and Pope take the other way and they run to the van. "Go, Pope! Go, go, go, go, go, go!" JJ yells.

Pope jumps over the wooden fence and groans. You all laugh at him. "Get up, Pope, fatso's coming." You help Pope up and you run to the van together.

"Come here, you little pricks!" The other guard says looking over the fence.

John B honks the horn. "Bus is leaving!" John B yells. "Come on, guys! Whoo!" Kie yells.

You, JJ, and Pope jump in the van while everyone laughs. John B drives away while Gary follows. "Hey! Hey!" He yells.

"Check out Gary, gunnin' for a raise." John B says. "Come on, Gary!" JJ yells as he sticks his head out of the van.

"Wait. Slow down." Gary says still running after the van. "Hey! You little pricks!"

"You're gonna give him a heart attack." Kie says looking at John B.

"You're so close! You can do it." JJ trows his beer at Gary. "There you go."

"Oh my God, stop, JJ." You say laughing. JJ groans. "They don't pay you enough, bro." JJ says. "JJ, stop. Stop." Kie says pulling him into the van.

"Oh, come on. That sort of initiative is just begging to be punished." JJ says looking at you and Kie. Kie shakes her head and you close the van.