P1 "YOU WERE SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT"
p2 "yeah whatever where's my phone"
P1 "you put it on airplane mode and chucked it out the window"
P1 \_(O_O)_/ and you didn't stop me
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Funny jokes
RandomThis is just a book of jokes that I have heard or read somewhere. So I give credit to whoever wrote them and I hope you enjoy the book.
Drunk joke again
P1 "YOU WERE SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT"
p2 "yeah whatever where's my phone"
P1 "you put it on airplane mode and chucked it out the window"
P1 \_(O_O)_/ and you didn't stop me