A day had passed since Shrek had heard the voice whispering to him, he was now packing his stuff to go on a journey to find it. He somehow knew where to go, it was as if something was pulling him to a certain place.
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"Master,"
"What is it, Skywalker?"
"Darth Vader, master-"
"Not after the last time you failed me... Anakin."
"Anakin Skywalker was weak, I killed hi-"
Before Anakin could finish his sentence, he was shot with lightning. His body was sizzling, and his breathing became labored.
"Forgive me, master..."
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As Shrek pushed open his door, he felt a great pain in his body - as though he had jammed his ogre penis in an electrical socket (which he had done when he was a tiny ogre). He brushed it off as "old age" and walked towards his swamp.
"I'll miss you, my dear swamp," he said, while sniffing.
The swamp was a huge part of his life, he bathed with Fiona in that swamp, he bathed with his' children in that swamp, he even bathed with Donkey in the same exact swamp (friends with benefits). He felt downcast leaving his home, even though it held such bad memories.
Shrek sighed, and let all of his sadness out with the sigh. It was time he started moving.
THUD
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"Ari Shrek, Tapti' Kia Nun, Nu Zinot Nyâsh Kia Parod Tu. Krata ir Stebe Kam Tu Lyteti''
Shrek suddenly jerked his head up, and looked around. He had been knocked unconscious, somehow, but he was nowhere near the swamp. There was an imperial tie interceptor in front of him (not that he knew what it was).
Shrek slowly got up and approached the ship, he didn't question how he "teleported" to an unfamiliar place - or, more importantly, how this thing got here. A lot of weird things had happened to him in the past few days, and he was better off not asking questions.
The ship was silver and it was polished, it was in great shape too. Something told Shrek that he should try and find a way to sit in it. He climbed on top of one of the wings, and he saw an open hatch, leading to the inside of the starship. He dropped into it, and the ship shook because of his weight. The door closed with a light hiss, and Shrek sat on the seat. There was a button labeled "Press this" and so, Shrek did exactly what the button said.
Yayayaya whatever "you can't teleport through the force" blablabla ill explain later ook watch rebels.
translation of the gibberish:
Lord Shrek, come to me, I have much to show you. Search and follow what you feel.
if anyone questions my grammar whatintheactualfok said im shakespeare so stfu
Ok anyways i will hunt down the people who read my book and thank them in person
Ok bye
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Darth Shrek: The Rise Of Shrek
FanfictionAfter Fiona cheats on Shrek with Donkey, Shrek is left alone in the world... Until he starts hearing voices. Shrek is determined to find out who is speaking to him, and he sets off onto an adventure. Will he find the voice? What challenges will he f...
