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Expectations
Girl: Bae I am hungry. Can you buy me some McDonald's.
Guy: Sure you can get what ever you want on the menu.

Reality
Girl: Bae I am hungry. Can you buy me some McDonald's.
Guy: Hell no. Shoulda bought money dumb bitch.

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