Castle
Here I am in my castle,
Inside these fortified walls;
I relax and I sit and I dine
In grand majestic halls.
Here I stand in my castle,
Protected from all the world;
Never to be confronted
By a single person in the world.
Gun turrets are all around;
On towers in e’ery corner they’re bound,
When threatened give off a comforting sound
And any and every threat they can pound.
Surrounded securely by a moat
Around my fortified castle,
My trusty guns I man with a rope
While I sit back in my saddle.
Low and behold when I suddenly find,
That the draw bridge’s been open all this time;
An army is rushing into my castle
And my walls mean nothing this time.
