procake: society the epic

the ten commandments of procake society

[1] thou shall not insult good music.

[2] thou shall not sing the abc song to the same tune as twinkle twinkle little star.

[3] thou shall not say the word [imperfect]. (in our society there is no such thing.)

[4] thou shall bow down to royal buttface and peeface and shower them with compliments.

[5] thou shall shower us with gifts of cat gifs.

[6] thou shall only speak in whale when talking to royal buttface and peeface.

[7] thou shall not mention logan lerman because he is ours.

[8] thou shall not mention twilight unless thou wish on onslaught of the potterheads to be cast upon them.

[9] thou shall engage in conversation about our amazingness.

[10] thou shall read our shit and vote.