After many years of loyal servitude, Y/N is cast away like nothing. So he decides to leave...but at a cost. When he comes back though, he's not only better than ever...but also now has Harem full of Demon Girls
A/N: I sadly do not own any shows, med...
???: *singing* Hello, My name is Elder Price and I would like to share with you the most amazing b-
Slam!!
Y/N: *mumbling* Fucking Church People.
Yeah this wasn't the first time that some holy or churchy group had to come to Y/N's front door. Heck that so called "Elder" was lucky it had been Y/N who answered the door and not like... the last time.
Flashback of The Last Time
???: Hello My name is -gah!
That elder didn't even get to finish because Vergil had just stabbed him with his sword.
Vergil: Silence your singing you Insane Buffoon!!
End of Flashback
Yeah.... needles to say there was a lot reasons Y/N had a lot of apple, pear, peach, and orange trees in his back yard.
Yet besides that, this wasn't the only time he dealt with "church people". Growing up he kinda had religion shoved down his throat as a kid thanks to his dad and his grandma. As he got older he merely just... stopped caring about all of it. Don't ask him why, but he just stopped all together after his teen years.
Yet now here he was with his own place, and for some reason or another, tons of different religious weirdos started to pop out of the blue. That of course meant that whenever Y/N wasn't the one that answered the door... usually he'd have to get another tree...for his backyard...for reasons.
Usually the ones that caused those reasons was usually Vergil, Cerberus, and Sans. Yet... somehow for other reasons it was Modeus, Justice, and somehow even Isabel....
While he didn't understand how Isabel...did what she did to the pastor... Modeus and Justice had similar reasons. With both, each had an older aged man answer the door and due to what the girls were wearing.....
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... easily enough the two old guys died of heart attack and all of their blood going to where their nether regions and rising up one last time.
Then of course there was that time that a pizza guy had died due to Modeus...but then again Modeus was just flat out nude...
