Love is in the air at your local Market Basket

 Linoleum Tiles

"Hey, did you hear about the new Market Basket opening down the street? I heard it's gonna really liven our town up!"
"Wait what? Is that what's filling the empty lot?"
"Yeah, finally! I'm tired of seeing all that rubble just sitting there. It's great they're fixing it up now."
"Huh, we'll have to check it out when it opens! Speaking of, when does it open?"
"Pretty soon, I believe."

-Opening day-

The rumble of the engine slowed as the car turned into the parking lot. The ground was freshly paved, a nice smooth black, absorbing the sun.
Y/n steps out of the car and can feel the heat coming off of the pavement.
"Phew! It sure is hot out today!" y/n says as they wipe the sweat off their brow.
Y/n closes the door and heads off towards the shiny silver entrance. The doors slide open in one swift movement and a refreshing burst of air blows into y/n's face.
Y/n surveys the area and looks down at their shopping list.
"Milk
Butter
Eggs
Bread
Diapers
Baby bottle
More diapers
Chips"
"Man I really hope they have all this stuff, I can't go another week without my diapers. I've already ruined so many of my pants." Y/n mumbles to themself as they walk to the dairy isle.
As y/n enters the isle they bump into a worker.
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, BITCH!" Y/n shouts at employee.
Y/n then rips the employees name tag off their jacket. The name tag read: "Emily 1st year".
Y/n stabs the employee in the eye with the back of the name tag, grabs a small carton of milk and walks to isle 2.
Y/n grabs 1 single egg, examines it and plops it into their pocket.
They leave to the baby isle and start looking at different diaper brands.
"Excuse me Miss, do you need any help?" A strong, MANLY voice says behind y/n.
"O-oh! Actually, I was wondering which brand of diapers I should buy. Snuggies give me a rash so I'm not going to buy those." Y/n continues to ramble on about the different diapers but the Market Basket employee isn't listening.
He is lost in y/n's eyes. He must have been staring for a while because y/n was staring back. They must of stopped talking and was waiting for a response.
"Well personally, I think the pull up diapers are really good. They keep everything in and are easy to put on! None of those difficult to strap on diapers." The employee says, as he observes all the different diaper boxes.
Y/n glances at the employees name tag and thinks for a second.
"Well.. Kevin, you DO seem to know your diaper stuff. I'll have to go with the pull ups then." Y/n says as they playfully tap Kevin's shoulder.
Kevin flinches back at the unexpected contact but quickly plays it off by spinning in a circle and starting to break dance.
"Woah! Kevin you have some nice moves! You should teach me to dance sometime." Y/n says while they wink at Kevin.
"Hey baby, I'll teach you to do ANYTHING. Even how to obey me, because you're a woman, and I'm a man, and I am your master." Kevin says loudly while holding direct eye contact with Y/n.
Y/n giggles and says "I can't wait! Here's my number." Y/n slips a sticky note into Kevin's pocket, winks again, and leaves the store without paying for any of their items (which include, milk, 1 single egg, and a box of pull up diapers).
"Damn, I'm gonna make that girl my property." Kevin says as he watches y/n walk off.