Have you ever wondered if you were an octopus? John Green has, so don't be ashamed for I am here to help. Here are three steps on how to see if you are an octopus. First things first, count your limbs. Octopuses generally have eight tentacles, but like humans they sometimes lose limbs. Next, jump on to a wall. If you stick you are probably an octopus. Finally, stick your head in a bucket of water for ten minutes. If you are alive after this finale test you are an octopus. Note before you attempt this final step have all legal documents in order.
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Mountains and Ravines
Non-FictionThis is a collection of short stories, essays, and paraphrases that I have written about myself, my friends, and my family. I've changed names, locations, and a few other things that that might link theses stories to them for their protection and my...
