This chapter has major death note spoilers for the anime and seggs mentions
It's the year 666, a really ugly child is born theyre name is y/n (ugly name isn't it) and then after that they grow cause i mean what do they do ? shrink? no they don't they grow and that's what this ugly baby is doing. years later they're huge, maybe bigger than a skyscraper.. ok maybe not theyre 3'6 lol Also their parents died in a car crush when they were 6 minutes old cause why tf not so rip ig. their grandma is ashes and so is their grandpa so now theyre a depressed emo loner chick wap lmfao
Y/N is in shitty secondary now, they live a horrible emo life up in a rich school for peasants and stuff. The school is dickins high..girls are pissed about this but that's fine ig
Y/N is in class, staring at the teacher, a really ykyk one 🤤🤤 they think to themselves
now this is what's submissive and breedable ughh
"RYUK-SENSEI!!!! WANNA SHAG ???"
"no stfu and study" he said as he brought out a black notebook and a pencil
😦😦...
"but i'm not like the others 😈😈" Y/N said like a baddie ( key word "like" )
"babes what in the names of good lord in hell is your name ?" Ryuk-Sensei said
"Its Y/N 😈😈🖤🖤⛓⛓⛓"
"ah got that.."
Just as he was about to write something in the black ass notebook this other hottie comes in.. It was god damn Rem-Sensei
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"are you dating my beautiful hubby?? "Ryuk hubby bubby you need to explain...🥺🥺🥺🥺😣😣😣😢😢😢😢"
"I'm writing its fckn name in my ugly notebook so shhhh 🤬🤬🤬🤬🙄🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒😒😒"
"alright then hubby wubby lubby cubby tubby rubby pubby sussy husbando 😘😘😘😘🥺🥺🥺🥺😱😱😱😱 I'm gonna go back to buying your hot fuck body pillows bye-bye 🥺🥺🥺"
"ok whatever😒😒😒"
"and if you lay a hand on my hubby bubby i'll kill you instantly..👿👿👿" she said to Y/N furiously
pissed off as she left the room Y/N feels the fckn urge to drop kick that wide ass face of hers... so she did... she went up and KABAM leading to rems most fearful death... it was somehow impossible but we don't give no fucks she dies meaning she died rip ig... ( she never got her ryuk body pillows 😞😞 )
finally someone else talks... "would you guys stfu i'm in school to learn not to tease some ugly monster teacher" says L the emo chick quietly while squishing his toes
"bro stfu that's why your skin dry, like armins burnt skin" says Y/N
then L cried cause he's really sensitive ig
"can we start the lesson again ig" says kai ig
"thank you and i will😒😒😒😒😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨" says ryuk-sensei
y/n is on their phone reading shit comments
fuckmemummy : hey dumbass i bet you cant even a small tree emoy/nbitch : try me fuckmemummy: bet on 20
when they got back home, they filmed themselves climbing a tree.. "look at this fucker i'm about to climb a tree like you said so.. if i don't you can shag me mum" fuckmemummy : bet loser
they started from the bottom working their way to the top of the branches slowly hooking into each one
** this shit is so easy oml why do these bitches think i cant do this shit ** y/n thinks to them self
then... as soon as they know it.. there was something odd.. something weird...
they released....
a big fart.. a huge toot of gas... enough to fill a car with
"ah shit..."
fuckmemummy : HOLY FUCK LMAO I GOT THAT ON CAMERA I HAVE BLACKMAIL NOW 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
emoy/nbitch : omg.. delete that rn i'll let you shag my mum...
fuckmemummy : your mums ashes don't talk fucking stickman fuckmemummy and everyone has left the live
that night y/n cried themselves to sleep, they were so sad.. fuckmemummy had turned so far away against them and now he has the most ugliest video of them...
in the morning y/n still went to school cause basically they did cause why not
ryuk-sensei was crying over his lovers death, he just couldn't get over it so class ended in silence, only kai ig talked and he taught the class instead of ryuk-sensei it was so hard for y/n to see this cause of how sad ryuk-sensei was hi lover was now fucking ashes...
"ok so you add 3 to 7382738292 ig and then you take this thing and then you convert it ig" kai ig said
meanwhile someone was bothering y/n...
L the emo chick... "arent you that ugly stickman that had farted online... i must say it was rather... gassy.." he said while staring into their sole
"and if i am 😒😒😒" said y/n trying not to cry
"oh nothing i just think you suck lol get a life"
"like you didn't die 😹😹😹" they say as they leave the room
"hey don't leave the class ig" "alr idc ig"
after that class ended cause what else happens ? it flies ? no it doesn't it ends. so Y/N made a bunch of friends by being an emo chick and is now popular among lots of people cause j said so and i'm to lazy to write a whole paragraph of how Y/N and other idiots meet so that's the end of part 1 😒
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