Mystery on the Train Express

Log 1: Wednesday 16th August, 22:30

This is Levi [REDACTED] here. I bought this tape recorder so I can keep myself busy on the train.

No. That's stupid. Lemme try again...

Actually, no. All of this is stupid. Alex said we were arriving soon anyway. What use is a tape recorder if all you do is talk into it about stuff you've already done?

God, I should just toss this stupid recorder. Why did I even buy it? 

Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

...wait.

crap, Alex is yelling in my ear to shut up an stop talking to myself.

Well, goodbye good tape recorder. You've lived a pretty useless life.

....

luca?

HOLY SHIT, LUCA!

this is so cool why are you calling me at th is t im e-

you want me to...what?

No, Luca, that's not funny-

You're not making any sense, why would you want me to-

...i see.

fine...but you have to promise this is actually a joke.

...you do?

...alright then.

crap, this thing's still on?