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aurence POV:
today i saw Gurth at the fair with good friend aphmau she was looking cute, but Gurth was looking submissive and breedable, i wish i were the one on the date, his smell really filled my nostrils with delight. i was there to tell him how i feel but then aphmau's shit colour hair fell into my sight as i saw her dragging him about. her smell was over powering garrotte's, she stunk of freshly cut toenails and old cigerets, but that was no surprise as her mum was smoking all the time ever since her hamster ran away but this isnt about her sad sob story this is about my smexy garrotte and his soap blue eyes.

Gurth POV:
dear diary i had to go out with that smelly bitch aphmau today she looked like shit as always i dont even think she changes her clothes she is always in that same red shirt looks like she wiped her fucking dogs period blood all over it i wish she didnt always smell like that tho, anywasy i saw laurence and he looked asthmatic as ever luckily i had a few other aphmau pumps on me, i caught him staring at me with his blue ford focus eyes, just looking at him gave me butterflys in my stomach so i threw up everywhere, luckily because Laurence was there he looked at me and blushed as i smiled with vomit chunks in between my teeth, as he got down on his hands and knees and started licking it up. aphmau stoof there staring at me and Laurence as we both began to blush, i knocked her out and yelled "a-a-a-a-a-a-phmaju you stupid baka dont loook at me like that"  i shat myslef a little as i turned to Laurence who was still on the floor blushing as i could see his nostrils flare as he smelt my shit.

Gurth stared into the honda civics eye as he slowly started to stand up Gurth dragged him into the photo booth as he started to take photos as they sarted to get worse, the first just being a simple hand on the shoulder then turned to the last being a picture on the both of them picking each others nose.

Laurence POV:
soooo just ate Gurths bogey and and i tad of nose hair i think im in love with him but ya know hes straight maybe i should tell him hes homojhobic ill tell him when hes finished munching on my booga>

Gurth POV:
wlp i ate his boget now hes telling me he loves me i dont know how to reply bevause i am homohobic but i like hin  alot and want him to be my boyfriend i look at him in his shining blue microwave eyes as he leans in to kiss me, i accept it we are now kissing

Laurence pov: be my boyfriend

Gurth pov: i am your boyfriend

Aphmau pov: wow these are boyfriends

THE END wont update becausr this is dogshit