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by Leaf_eon00

by Leaf_eon00

I woke up in my deluxe, cushy big bed (it's so big because I'm so rich and wealthy and 2'4 😚😚💅💅💅) feeling my 15 foot long blonde, knotted greasy hair wave around me like the ocean <3 🌊🌊🌊🌊. I've always loved the ocean, my eyes are the color of it. 🥺🥺 I started loving it when my racist uncle drowned 🥰💖. Anyways, I jump off my bed because it's 3 feet off the ground, and break my foot screaming, " KYAAASAASANNSJNSJCRNGOFKKOWWWWWWW😰😰😰😰😰" but after I brush the meatball-sized hair knots out, I head off to amazon, also my haven <333🥺🥺💖💖. My idol, sweet-muffin-throw-up-period-blood-sugar daddy Jeff Bezos lives there in a cardboard castle, held together with his own golden shits <33333💕💕 (how iconic 😍😍😍😍😍). I just KNOW my sweet sweet mans has a 37' pp 😍😍😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
Today's job was to box random shit so I put 24 17' dildos in a box and super glued it shut 🤪🤪🤪but I just know my daddy Jeff has a bigger penis than that 🙄🙄🙄. My sweet sweet idol walks up to me and says such sweet words. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASTY FUCKING WHORE. GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT 😡😡😡". I know he secretly loves me teehee 💕💕💕💕💕🌸🌸. I pin him against the wall with my tape-cutting knives. I moaned "I love you so much senpaiii🥺🥺🥺~~ kyaaaa~~~🌸🌸🌸" then I pulled up a chair and sat my asshole on him 😜😜 (I always wear silk, short, smexy, skirts with no underwear because my skid marks burned holes through them 😔😔😔✋✋). I told him once, and once only, "Swallow my cookie dough diarrhea bebe🥺🥺" , and I shit all over his mouth😜😜, my watery doo-doo caca making such a mess "kyaa~~ I'm so quirky and clumsy uwu 😋😋🤪🤪🤪". Jeff responded, "it's oke bebe, just shit more, I know ur not shitting enough, whore😏😏🤬🤬". He was right, I haven't taken a shit in the last 4 years😰😰🤪🤪. "O-Oh, y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ou kno-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow 😲😲🤪🤪🤪??" I lightly stuttered. He responded, "ofc bebe, I watch u through your toilet". How kinky uwu 😏😏. I shit and pissed so much it felt like I was draining a lake out of my badussy coocie mamie 💦💦💦💦💦, so much that Jeffy could barely keep up 😒😒😔😔✋. I think he was suffocating🥺 a bit but I still shat more and more, him trying his, 'vewy best to keep up with my dewicious choccy miwkshake uwu 😨😨😨😢😢' as he tried to say. I eventually stopped shatting and pissing so when he FINALLY got done swallowing and being my personal toilet 😡😡🤬🤬🤬, I used him as my own luxury barf bag💕💕❤️, feeding him like he's a baby bird.🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ I think he was either moaning or drowning? Idk, but I kept going 😜😜🌸. He pushed me off him by my abcdefghojklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890-sized tittes, my nipples as hard as concrete uwu, and mouthed, "THAT'S ENOUGH VOMIT WHORE. DAMN. YOU HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING RESOVIER OF SHIT AND VOMIT IN YOU. DID YOU VORE A WHOLE CLASS OF CARSICK KIDS????? 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡". I did vore a class of carsick kids, and the bus too, how did he know ☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️❤️. Anyways, he was tired of swallowing my doo-doo caca, worm-filled vomit, and blue acid crack gatorade piss, so I fucking stabbed him❤️❤️❤️. "YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH THO. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS BITCH 😡😡." And I stabbed him 37 times in the chest 😍😍 (julius caesar kink!!! 🤪). He was bleeding really badly but I didn't care 💅💅, I carved a heart on his hard-nippled man titties ( they were only an A cup 😔✋✋ ) I was pretty upset he didn't have bigger badonkadonk mommy milkies 😢😢... so I ripped the bloody heart shaped skin off of him and a HUGE fucking tape worm flew out 😨😨🤪. Was that possessing his big hunky junk of a body 🥺🥺?? Damn, no wonder he's so fucking capitalistic…🙄🙄
Anyways the sexy wittle tapeworm was as hard as Jeff's 37' monster cock so I fryed the worm in a pan and ate it ☺️☺️ but I didn't fry it enough 🥶😰 kyaa~~~ Now Jeffrey Bezos uwu tape worm is controlling my sexy petite body 😏😏🙄🙄🙄🥺🥺🥺🥺😰😰 kyaa!!!!!!!!!!! *sobys cutwey* 😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭 now I'm going on Jimmy Fallon's tonight show and I have a tapeworm badussy 🥺😰😱💀💦💦*twiddles thumbies cutwey uwu* I walk onto the tonight show wearing sexy and cute jimmy fallon merch 🌸🌸😜❤️❤️ 2 pwease daddy fallon 🥺🥺🥺🥺😋😋 jimmy monster cock fallon says "welcome back to fallon 5 🤩 today we're gonna be doing smth a lil different with our guest 😏😏" mr fallon has such a way with words 🥰🥰🥺🥰🥰🥺😫😫😫💦💦💦. I knew what my new sugar smexy vomit bloody daddy was talking about, so I nodded at him and took of my super short, sexy clothes in front of the live studio audience, they could now see all my STD's
😜😜😜😜😝😜😝😜😏😏😚😚😚😚🤩🤩😍😍😍😍
(How quirky and cute!! uwu 🌸🌸❤️😜😜😜😚😚)
Daddy says, "That's right! This is Fallon 5, with live, smexy porn 😍😏😏😏💦!!" The audience was so elated 🤩🤩!! He unwreathed a stripping pole, a cup (like my favorite movie!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩) and a roll of toilet paper, he stripped naked, revealing his hairy, std filled monster cock (I had to fight the urge to cut it off and suck it😔😔✋✋✋😭😭😭😭) too bad Jeffy died 🙄🙄🙄 I could've sucked his monster cock too 😔😔😔. Anyways, Jimmy Fallon picks me up by my 2' long hard nipples and sticks my badussy coocie mama in his big mouth and says, "shit or piss and I'll swallow it, I'll be your toilet bebe😏😏😏😏🔥🔥" that was so hot it made me cum like sticky white rain as I shat all over his now disintegrating teeth 🔥🔥🔥. He thought I needed an exorcism because my shit was as hot as demon doo-doo, but I just ate 4 bags of Takis and stuck a ghost pepper up my ass the hour before 😜😜😜😚😚❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌸🌸🤪🤪🤪.
The audience was clapping so loud for my spicy shit, I think they were clapping eachother's ass cheeks trying to get the spicy caca swirly out of their partners ❤️❤️, but their shit will NEVER be as delicious and spicy-sweet as my doo-doo caca cookie dough swirly ❤️❤️😜😜😜😜. I somehow ran out of my sweet sweet sundae 😨😨😨😨😱😱, and the crowd was so sad 😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭💔💔💔. Jimmy Fallon stuck his monster crack cock up my ass to try to sense more shit but my asshole was as dry as the sahara desert😭😭😭💔💔💔😱😱😱😱😢😢😢*sobys cutwey and sadwey úwù 😫😫😱💔💔💔* Jimmy Fallon was so shook he cried like a baby 👶👶👶, which reminded me of babys so I made him into baby stew 😜😜😜😜😍😍😚😚😚🤪🤪🤪❤️❤️❤️❤️🌸🌸🌸🤩🤩🤩🤩
The crowd was horrified and tried to escape but my tapeworm badussy planned it out and locked the doors before it 😍😍😍🌸🌸🌸❤️❤️💕💕💕💕💕🔥🔥🔥💅💅💅💅
When they realized they're doom, they just kind dealt with it and sat back down 😐😐😐😐😐🙄🙄
Jk they actually freaked the fuck out so my badussy coocie mamie tapeworm emerged and started voring them, growing bigger with each person's soul. ❤️❤️💕💕💕🔥🔥🔥💅💅💅💅💅😜😜😜😚😚🤪🤪
We eventually killed every suspect 💕💕💕💕😜😜😜
My tapeworm went back into my badussy, after quickly shitting all the human flesh out into one massive pile of doo-doo caca swirlie ❤️❤️😍😍
It felt so good when the 47' tapeworm went back into my badussy I moaned so loud there was an earthquake!! (How clumsy uwu 💕💕😚)
I also came so much the room flooded and I swam out of the room through an air vent 💦💦🌊🌊🌊🌊😱😱🙄🙄🙄🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸😝😝💕💕
(3 years later)
Wow tapeworm, I can't believe it's been 3 years 💕💕!!!!!
(I married the tapeworm!!!!!!!!!)
(6 weeks later)
"I CANT BELIEVE IT, YOUR FUCKING CHEATING ON ME????😭😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😫😫😫😫😫😫" The tapeworm guiltily nodded so I cut it up, fryed it better and ate it for breakfast uwu
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