The Rise of Power fanfic (not cannon and meant to be a joke-)
One day Nthan Reed ran into hailey on his way to school. He said, "yo whattup mah gamer homie." Halye replied, "WHAT, nATHna, where BENT??"
"Bent die," nathan said Haily then obliterated him on the spot with her butterfly knife and began looking for bent. She went to his house and knocked on the door
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She grew impatient and decided to kick the door down bc she could. She saw bent eating takis and watching mrbeast his FAVORITE YUTUBER! "BENT!" She ccalled. Benrt saw her come in and immediantdluy ran out the window. Haley didnt know why
"BENT GET BACK HERE I THOUGT U WERE DIE"
"Wut," bent said.
"Natan told me u were die" she explained.
"Im not die," he responded, eating anobther takis.
"Then why natan told me u did??"
"bc"
"Bc why????"
"¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
"Breh" hooly sighed.
She then went back outside and found yom and yinger on the sidewalk. She went up to them and stabbed them with her knife bc she was mad and bord.
She then took over the world bc she could.
Nath was revived from the dead to go and stop hly from being corrupt with power. bent severedman joined him.
they went on to the tipptiy toppity of forstbote mountain. Halye was there, about to feed the homeless. They stopped her before she could.
Hay was about to feed the homeless slamon. no one like slanom, so they offered tuma insted. heyyyyyyyyyyleeeee was outraged. She charged at bent with all her might. fortunately, neth man was there to block her ttack. In da midts of da chaos, bent summoned up an earfquake bc he can do that. yelah was shooketh. Everyone was shooketh.
But then, Hailey took out... her BUTTERFLY KNIFE!!! Bent and nethen knew they were screwed. No one could beat her flybutter knif, so what could they do now? nhtehen thought of a plan. If he was able to distract her with his tiny little measly little pathetic knife, bnet could come in with da big attack when she leest expected it..
He quickly charged at hooily, glancing back at bendtr, who nodded in communication and charged up a big attack, redy to attacc.
When nthenenenenenenenen swung his knief, bent released his big attack and threw a stick at her.
This was enough to make her faint and disintegrate into a pile of ash, in only 0.0000000000000000001 seconds.
the land of wherever they lived was finally free... free from the madness.
"Brent... you did good, my man..." Nathan praised Brent.
"Did I? Did I really, though? In the grand scheme of things, what I did was worthless..."
"No it wasn't, stop thinking that wa-"
"But Nathan, listen, even if we did kill some 'bad guy,' another one is going to take their place... so what's the point?"
"The point is we did the right thing. And we'll continue to do the right thing, right?"
"Yeah, sure... I'm just worried, what the future will bring..." Brent trailed off.
and den they kissed :)
To be continu...
"I'm so happy that they kissed"
-Jay Jay Birb
