Teruteru x Shrek

The begining

                                                                 It was a nice Friday afternoon and Teruteru wanted to go see shrek.
                                                             Little did Shrek know Teruteru had big and I mean BIg feeling for Shrek.
                                                                 So Teruteru put on a cute ass outfit and went to go see big boi Shrek.

*knock *knock* "Shrek!" Teruteru said.

Shrek opened the door he had just got out of the shower so he was just in a towel.

"SHREK" Teruteru said.

"What" Shrek said.

*Teruteru blushed*

"Silly goose" Shrek said.

"No need to be shy" Shrek smirked.

Teruteru was shacking he was so bad at hiding his feeling that shrek could tell-

"So you silly boi you wanna come inside my club house" Shrek said.

"Uhm" Teruteru squeeled out.

"Shrek I got us Red Lobster buns" Teruteru said✨💅

"Well" Shrek said.

"Sorry bud but those arent the only buns I want😉😙😏" Shrek said.

*Shreks towel dropped*

Teruteru squeeled like a little baby piggy poo and threw some holy water on Shrek.

Shrek turned it to Joe Biden-

Teruteru screamed.

"What the hell"

Teruteru then ate Joe whole.

"And thats why I married your father" The bread loaf explained.

"Yes sir" Teruteru said.