Teruteru x Shrek

Shreks Swamp

Shadow drove to Shreks swamp with teruteru.

Teruteru was dropped off.

Teruteru openned his big crack head eyes and said "huh"

"Aww" a voice teruteru swore he had heard before said.

teruteru looked up it was SHREEK the real one.

Shadow was standding in the corner.

Shreek ran over with his little pink skirt and said "teruteru now that you back we can finally role play!"

Shadow was standing in the corner "can i join?"

Shrek looked over at him with hos big beautiful what ever color shreks eyes are and said "No."

"teruteru and i (bc i pay attention in school😝😜😳) are going to play big boi boi role play"

"fine ill just take lighting mcqueen to get some soup"

"make sure that you go to walimart"

Shrok turned to teriteri and said

"alright les go to my room"

They wadled threw shreks shithole of a swamp

Shrek tummy started to grumble (or what ever your tummy does :))

"lets get soem beagle bites!"

"Uhm I'm a chef i can make you food-"

"Alright my fat crusty chef!"

"Uhm cute name" Shadow said wlking in

"Shadow-kun Your back!"

Shronks big fat toes wonderd over to shadow

*At some mc donalds*

"Uhm you know those earth quakes like two seconds ago-" Some under paid mc donalds worker said.

"Well duh" Some goth kid said.

"It broken the ice cream-" Under paid worker said

"Nope that was me I was making a sacrafice but turns out satans lactose intolerant" goth kid said.

"Uhm"

"ill just say it was the earthquake" depressed,sad,stinky,can barley pay his taxes, under paid worker said.

"Noice😙😙😙😙😙" Cute,quirkey,silly goose, goth,alt kid said