#Part 1

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A/N: I didn't give the credits to the people who said this stuff in case they don't want their names revealed online. Anyway, feel free to comment below if you created a quote or liked them! Some of these were never really meant to be quotes but I just found them hilarious  because of their inside jokes XD enjoy! 



1. "Never trust someone who doesn't like pizza."

2. "Pizza will not

-Leave you-Call you names-Reject you-Betray you"

"idk"

3. "Don't follow your heart, follow tha pizza"

4. "Why fear... when food is here?"

5. "how to kill a bookworm: overload them with a list of books they havent read yet"

6. "you're never too old for goodie bags"

7. "The brownies ain't done"

8. "You need to start taking life seriously"

9. "Okay, that makes no sense XD"

10. "Our spam is the best"

11. "Anything for friends"

13. "we're discussing these stupid comments, greek gods and their illogicallyness, ninjago and kotlc"

14. "no celebration can be complete without cookies (or cake (or any other allergen-free equivalent for people who are allergic)) lol"

15. "it iz wat it iz"

16. "anyone can. If you practice lol"

17. "The easiest way to kill a Sokeefe shipper and Hunkyhair fan: show them who is 'playing' Keefe in the kotlc movie"

18. "I've never read KOTLC, is this a crime?" (to answer your question, dw it isn't XD)

19. "Reading transports you to a new land, but you can choose whether it be good or evil."

20. "Philosophy is confusing. That's just how it is."

21. "learn from the past, look to the future, read this afternoon."

22. "be a leaf, fall from a tree and grow a new one"

23. "there is always a time and place for everything, wait for it."

24. "Some people play video games, others prefer to sit and stare at a marked piece of dead tree and hallucinate for hours on end"

25. "happiness is a maze, scramble a little and u will find it, at the centre of everything."

26. "just trip on your own feet, don't worry the rug will catch you"

27. "Good books are like good friends, the more select the better"

28. "Books are a uniquely portable magic"

29. "oops, i gtg, byeeee ttyl!" (we've said this way too much by now that it's a crime not to add it)

30. "We wield the awesome power of telepaths"

31. "RO RO RO YOUR SHIP, GENTLY DOWN THE STREAMMMMMMM"

32. "I am a teenager, not a bodyguard!"

34. "keep calm and cover lord pyren in purple glitter"

35. "We're going to save the world.....after a cup of tea"

36. "what's the use of a school without a library"

37. "Everybody fear Jade, she broke my hand (not really)."

38. "have some hope. even if the situation is hopeless. i mean- no, it's not hopeless!"

39. "Life is a wedding."

40. "Why are people trying to kill me?"

41. "This is my phone... but it's not a phone...it's a spoon."

42. "You sound like tea-sipping, frilly aristocrat ladies who do nothing but sit for portraits. from over a century ago."

43. "STOP THE WEDDING- I MEAN FUNERAL"

44. "boys are going to get jealous of Keefe."

45. "SHUT UP, BLONDIE"

46. "(in rp) 
us: *in the middle of a forest*
kenric: *jumps of a cliff*"

46. "You can't hate someone for what they are, only for what they do!"

47. "whenever im sad i just go back to this sokeege scene in legacy- I MEAN SOKEEFE SORRY THAT WAS A TYPO AGAIN UGH"

48. "what have i done? *innocently wattpading*"

49. "it's Lola and Keefe. Leefe salad. With many nutrients"

50. "Thank yoiiiii"

51. "DIE DIE DIE NORTON DIE"

52. "I'm not acting smart. I am smart"

53. "when life gives you lemons, throw them back at life"

54. "what are pictures of ice cream for if not for you to stare at?"

55: COMING SOON

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