Ahem first of all value your hair a lot and artfully mess it up in an artfully artful artful way
Do art stuff that's really amazing but don't talk about ur secret talent because you think it's worthless even though it's spectacular
Have a photographic memory. Yes, idk how just HAVE ONE.
Dodge questions with questions of your own to cover upppppp the painnnnnnn~
(Or just to distract them)
(Orrrrr so they don't feel bad for you)
(Or so you don't look like some loser. (WHICH YOU AREN'T, KEEFE))
(BECAUSE YOU'RE WAY TOO AWESOME *cough* proud FOR THAT)
Prank people because pranks are the best.
Have a ✨sAsSy✨ ogre bodyguard who hates her full name and her husband and knows a thousand different ways to kill you
Never admit your true feelings aloud
Be very very good at knowing what others are feeling
CONSTANTLY TEASE PEOPLE TO THE POINT THAT THEY FEEL THE URGE TO CHUCK A SINK AT YOUR HEAD
Have a knack of being able to mimic others and speak like every single language in da universe
Even cover up the pain when it's physical not just emotional because u think ur batman even though you're not
SPEAKING OF BATMAN, BE OBSESSED WITH BATMAN AND LOVE BATMAN SHIRTS AND DECLARE YOU'LL WEAR ONE FOREVER
Love mallowmelt I mean who doesn't anyway
Have terrible parents
Just be emo jk
Rival bangs boiiiii
(sorry I mean TAM)
Be reckless and make horrid last-minute decisions that are COMPLETELY irrational and hot-headed because foster just loves that
-_-
Anyway
Smirk a lot
*smirkness smirk smirkity smirkydoodle smirkosity*
Make jokes at really inappropriate timings-
-Bc even if it seems like ur about to die it makes readers laugh lol
So why not make em laugh
Fangirl/fanboy about stuffies cuz everyone should have one
Be best friends with dex so u guys can do crazy technopath tricks to annoy the council together
Edit ur registry biooooo
Annoy your school principal to the point that hell, her life's biggest dream is to kick you out
Deny everything about the great gulon incident because OF COURSE you had nothing to do with it. Obviously.
Get injured almost as many times as foster
Hate legaciesssss
FEEL GUILT FOR YOUR PARENT'S EVILNESS
Taunt daddio
TO BE CONTINUED...
