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Here's a PAW Patrol: The Movie meme (only a few will understand)

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Zuma is lying on a hospital bed, and has his eyes closed.
Outside his room, the doctor and the PAW Patrol are talking.

Rocky: Doctor! What's wrong with him !? A rare disease !? His heart doesn't work anymore !? I can give him mine!

Doctor: I've never seen someone like Zuma.

Rubble: He must be cured, he still has pup treats to give me.

Doctor: I have done extensive studies on Zuma's case and ... he is ...

Chase: Ugly?

Marshall: Drunk?

Rubble: Hungry?

Skye: Weird?

Rocky: Shut up you all! Is Zuma going to heal, Doctor?

Everest: Maybe he just needs sexual intercourses.

Doctor: Zuma is not hungry or drunk. I kinda agree that he's ugly and weird. Anyway, Zuma is ... aroused.

Everest: I knew it! So he needs me!

Rocky: Huh?

Doctor: I did studies on rare cases like Zuma and saw that Zuma was exposed to a very high concentration of girls around him whom he deemed beautiful. Which has driven him crazy every time he thinks and sees girls.

Chase: Doc, I'll summarize what you said in four words: Zuma is a pervert.

Doctor: Has he kissed a girl in recent days?

Everest: Yes! Me!

Rocky: It was for a dare ...

Doctor: It's not good! If he continues to perform these dares, he will never heal! He needs to be away from girls for about 1 week.

Everest: He just needs intercourses with a female puppy .... like me ... and he will heal.

Doctor: No! He won't heal.

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