His eyes were dyed a beautiful black,the type you would imagine of your crusty musty rusty dusty sock after you used it for a month without washing.
His hair so fluffy you would imagine cutting it off like when you cut a sheep's coat to make a coat. A hair-coat u can say.
His jaw-line so defined like how the teachers will beat you up and smack you up,down,left,right when you don't use a ruler to draw a line for the 67° angle.
His shirt can be a pure white, sometimes with the slightest of stains. And running along the collar, is a dark green. That is the PE shirt in case you couldn't tell.
His mind so corrupted like when a politician embezzles money and have slush funds.
Wrinkles forming on his shirt as it goes down his upside-down-triangle-shaped-ish-kinda-back. You could pretend to do mazes and puzzles with them. The board resets when movement is detected so make sure to do it fast.
The cuss words are never-ending that if he made a movie, the whole time you would only hear "beep!".
Easily lashes out in anger, his eyes glimmering with a fiery glow. Like the moment the lightning that struck the manhole. That burst of quick fire. Fiore, fiore,fiore
All together, he is complete. But, like a puzzle where you lost a piece and just cut it out from card board. Complete but not perfect. Nevertheless,still a mess.
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RomanceThis is based off my real crush but I made it rlly detailed like rlly rlly :) This is a joke.. I think