i am so hot. and i know it. i storm into dinosaur school as a human becayuse im so genuis. i catch eyes with the most popular boy in school. ofc hes a querterback on the footbal team and hes so buff and burley. and u guessed it. his na e is barney the purple dinsosaure.
i wistfully admire his hammered green abs which bulge out of his roundular stomach oval. his big purple lips glimmer with sweat as his mysterious eyes travel towards me.
i glace my glowing orbs down. and i am not so shocked to see. this ginourmous bulb bulging out of his big purlpe and green body and i swear it has eyes and its looking at me. he winks flirtuasily and me and start organsiming on the spot. all is gling well until. I SLIP AND FALL. IN MY JUICE. barney licks it up for me. omg barney. thanks bud. the school starts singing the bully barney song.
"i hate you. you hate me. lets team up to kill barney with a baseball vbat strike one strike two strike three! no more purple dinosaur."
i start using my magical powers to make them shut up. my eyes start glowing more than usual and i can feel the power come within me. i start levitating. everyone is shocked. i grow up to 7 feet. i am giant. i am huge. i am brave. i am true. this is who im meant to be. this is me. look out because i come. literally.
editores note: what tehe fuck
me and barney start agressivly making out right there in school. teacher from around the globe are gaping because i am the only one who can tame barney.
another dide frpm school starts punchinig barney. and barney ounches back! i start crying. i go up in the middle of the fight because im so brave. i look barney the purple dino in the eyes and say. "barney. this isnt you. you arent like this. look at me barney. look at me baby" he starts sobbinhg. "i love you y/n"
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im so horn horn right now
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