Bakutodo Incorrect quotes

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*Mina and the girls in a sleepover*

Mina: I like the expression "oh man"  to show disappointment.

Uraraka: Why?

Mina: Because man can actually be disappointing.

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Midoriya: Why is Todoroki always complaining that he's in the bottom? I would just be happy to have a bunk bed.

Denki:

Kirishima:

Bakugo: I'll tell him.

Todoroki: Yeah, let's do it.

Iida: Don't you dare-

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Bakugo: Did it hurt?

Kirishima: Tsk this is getting old bakubro

Momo: When he fell from heaven?

Bakugo: No, when he fell from the vending machine.

Todoroki: Wha-

Bakugo: Because you're a snack.

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Bakugo: Truth or dare?

Todoroki: Truth

Bakugo: I dare you to come sit on my lap.

Todoroki: *stands up and sits on Bakugo's lap*

Iida: He didn't even choose dare-

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Midoriya: *crying to Todoroki and Bakugo because he lost an All Might figure*

Bakugo: I hate seeing you like this.

Todoroki: *visible confusion*

Midoriya: You hate seeing me crying?

Bakugo: I hate seeing you in person.

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Todoroki: I want to hear five little words.

Bakugo: I want to fuck you.

Todoroki: I want you to fuck me too, but try again.

Bakugo, mumbling: I will not fight Deku.

Todoroki: Good.

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Aizawa: This trip was 100% successful.

Sero: We lost Mineta.

The girls: This trip was 1000% successful.

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Bakugo: Why are you standing on a chair?

Todoroki: I live here, you know, I can stand wherever I want and whenever I want, thank you very much.

Bakugo:

Bakugo: Where's the spider?

Todoroki: It's under the table, please kill it.

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*Todoroki and Shinso, knocking on Aizawa's door*

Aizawa: what are you two doing here?

Todoroki and Shinso: Running away from our problems.

Aizawa:

Aizawa: Come in.

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Todoroki: Do you know when you feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

Dabi: those are the ghosts of the bugs you've already killed.

Todoroki:

Fuyumi: look what you did, you scared him.

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Bakugo: Are you nervous?

Todoroki: Yes..

Bakugo: Is this your first time?

Todoroki: No, i've been nervous many times before.

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Todoroki: Can I have a cookie?

Natsuo and Dabi: What did Fuyumi say?

Todoroki: she said no.

Dabi and Natsuo: then why should we say yes?

Todoroki: She's not the boss of you two.

Natsuo and Dabi: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's-

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Bakugo after Midoriya hugged Todoroki: DIEEEEE

Midoriya: Do you always have to attack me with words?

Bakugo: want me to use my quirk then?

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Bakugo after Todoroki locked himself in the bathroom: TODOROKI OPEN UP!

Todoroki: Well, it started when I was 5.

Kirishima: He didn't mean-

Bakugo: Let him finish.

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Bakugo: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second.

Denki: You can't lose something you never had.

Bakugo: SHINEEEEEE

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*contains a little of Bakudeku (even tho i don't rlly like it)*

Midoriya: Why is Kacchan crying?

Todoroki: He wanted to prove to Kirishima him and I were meant to be and tried the "who's your MHA soulmate"

Deku: Who did he get?

Todoroki: You.

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