Random CreepyPasta RP moments

Talk Dirty To...My Anaconda...?

Toby: *has an anaconda on shoulders* hey...hey Jeff owo

Jeff: *drunk* whaattt--?

Toby: I dare you to talk dirty to my anaconda owo

Jeff: k deeeeaaaal---

-minutes later-

Jeff: *shirtless and walks toward da anaconda* Hey sexy thanggggg~~~

Anaconda: ??? *hisses*

Jeff: dayummm-- you got a nice booty

Toby: *dying of laughter* X'D

Me: *walks in* ....dafuq? Why is Jeff flirting with a snake...shirtless...ewe

Toby: he's high XDD so I like dared him to talk dirty to my pet anaconda owo

Me: ...dafuq you have a pet anaconda?

Toby: ya owo-- there's a lot of stuff you don't know about me owo

Me: ....and sometimes I wonder why I'm even friends with you guys--

Toby: XD