The Bermuda Triangle Of Idiots (Empress x Ryder x Wayne)

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Ryder belongs to 0Xxdeath_reaperxX0
Wayne and Empress belong to me
Zardy's Maze belongs to Swanky box

The maze was silent at the opening of the catacombs, the cool autumn breeze drifting into the gate as a grand piano melody began to echo throughout the winding cold tunnels dimly lit by torches laid on the wall with special support.

Down the longest corridor, let to a cathedral type room with stained glass depiction the scarecrows that resided in the maze. In the far center rested a tall throne, sat upon it was the former Idol of Chaos, Empress Infernum and her two boyfriends, Wayne and Ryder. (she pegs them both lololololo)

"And then he said AND I QUOTE 'You are sus'" Ryder explained to his lovers. Wayne and Empress bursted out laughing as Wayne nearly fell off the armrest of the blackstone throne, but catching himself. As the laughter died down, so formed an awkward silence, until Empress started singing "Can I put my ballz in yo jawz?"

(I'm gonna type out the singing part differently)
Ryder: In yo jaaaawz
Wayne: Balls in yo jawz
All: Can I? x4

Henry could be heard shouting "INAPPROPRIATE!! AND KEEP IT DOWN YOU THREE." The polyamourus couple had to hold back their laughter.

Afterwards, the idiots just cuddled I guess 😒

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