Ben x Toby Fanfic

gost of bhean

TW! SEWESIDE

Hi guys! Its author-chan here! I hope you're all doing amazing! I'm sorry for being on hiatus for so long my grandma got ran over by the queen of England's dogs and she had to go to the hospital. She died. then my dad got arrested for stealing a bts doll from walmart hes going to jail for 69 years. My mom also got remarried to Jeff Bezos. Not to mention my pet cockroach susie threw herself in my blender while I was making a smoothie. Anyways on with the story.

It's been 42 years since Ben's death and toby still crys himself to sleep on top of his washing machine every night. He knows it's his fault ben overdosed on viagra and died. As Toby was crying himself to sleep he heard a noise coming from inside the freezer which is right across from the washing machine he sleeps on. Toby walked over to the industrial freezer and when he opened it he found... "YO WHO TF PUT MICHEAL JACKSON IN THE FREEZER???!??!!" Toby shrieked.
Stomping could be heard coming from the other room. Suddenly Jeff the killer came rushing in a rage with cat ears and a corset on. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SHRIEKING ABOUT UWU!!!????!??!" Jeff said. Toby stood silently thinking about all the times ben and him would go to subway dressed as catboys. He broke down into tears and fell to the floor. Jeff rolled his eyes. "Miss gurl crying is for whores. Stop being a bitch and get your fabulous ass up and #gatekeep #gaslight #girlboss.💅" Jeff exclaimed. Toby sighed "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND-" Jeff cut Toby off "is this about... Ben...? Oh my god bestie stop being a crazy bitch and just date that one subway worker or something. Just get over it ben was a phase." Toby stood up in a rage "ITS NOT A PHASE JEFF" Toby ran up the stairs and out of the mansion. He ran as far as he could until his legs gave out and he tripped and ate grass. When he finally came to his senses and looked at his surroundings he figured out where he was. "The pumkin patch..." he whispered. His eyes started to water as his body started doing cartwheels around the pumpkin patch reminiscing all the time him and Ben spent gazing at the pumpkins. "If only I hadn't gave into the lust I felt when staring at that pumpkin... perhaps I should turn to jesus and beg for forgiveness.." toby said while shaking. "Dear jesus please forgive me for being a slu-" an unknown voice cuts Toby off. "That's enough of that you whiney uncooked spaghetti noodle looking ass." Toby slowly turned around only to be met with the stunning orbs of none other than... Ben. (OMG???!!!?😱🤯) Toby started bawling and grabbed Ben's ankles. "I' thought you were dead!!!" Toby screeched. "I am" replied Ben.
Toby's eyes widened with shock. "But I can see you and touch you..." Toby said confused. "Toby... you're dead. When you were running away you ran into a tree and clockwork found you. She ripped your penis off and then dragged you back to the house where she put you in the washing machine on the highest spin setting." Ben replied with a frown. "That whore" Toby grunted. Ben chuckled. Toby turned to look at Ben and said "Ben I'm sorry for not being a pog discord gamer boy friend to you. I'm sorry I'm the reason your dead." Toby broke down into a sobbing mess. Ben embraced Toby and whispered "it's alright and you were always a great pog discord boyfriend and I will always be your uwu discord catboy goth gamer bf. I love you." Toby and Ben started making out and then a hole in the ground opened up revealing a stripper pole going downwards into the abyss. They both looked at each other then smiled as they ran towards the pole and danced their way down the pole like the gaslighting, gatekeeping, baddies they were.
The End (unless?)

I think I've lost all sanity writing this